Beef tallow wasn’t actually the main reason for the crispy exterior and fluffy inside for McDonald’s fries, although it certainly did enhance the flavor.

It’s still socially acceptable to show up with a half bottle and a full glass already in your hand right? Asking for a friend. 

I call this scrambling method “the framble,” for fry+scramble.

This is how I make them as well, but I also add pieces of butter to the eggs. The butter melts as the eggs heat up in incorporates into the eggs. When just about done I’ll add a little more cold butter to stop the cooking and add salt/pepper at that point.

go on... (I have never made bloody marys but I wish to subscribe to your newsletter)

on behalf of the internet I demand that you hand over this “trash panda bloody mary” recipe.

the only thing i can think of that would fit lower cost with the same level of lean and density would be an eye of round, but that’s gonna be a big roast.

i really only make this at christmas, but i shop the reduced section for the smaller tenderloins that work just as well here. It’s Christmas, everyone is loaded and…

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Rye might be really great but, hear me out here...sourdough?

can just use my normal effing sodium chloride table salt?

This reminds me of something Jaques Pepin made on his show with Claudette. He took all the scraps from his cheese drawer, cut off any mold, and processed them with a little white wine into a spread. I don’t recall him adding fruit though, which is an idea I really like!

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As a southerner, I don’t put bacon grease in a cup to keep it from clogging my drains, I keep it there to use for anything remotely healthy I’m cooking to add some flavor.

If you drink it black, I’m not sure why you clicked on this

I will post mine from the other side of the equation.

Well...

Put more butter in there. Moms always add more butter than they admit to.

You are correct, I don’t need my Kitchen-Aid stand mixer. I also don’t need beer, sex or joy. But life would suck without all those things, including my mixer.  

People need to be taught personal finance in primary school. More than just a semester.