I mean . . . it’s possible she’s lying about her age in addition to everything else.

Anagrams of her name include Americans Lose & Ceremonial Ass

Mexico messed with Texas, which lead to Texas banging on the door of the United States saying OH MY GOD! Let us in! These anti-slavery people are kicking our asses!

They voluntarily went to an event that was purposely not following guidelines.  They have no right to be angry, but we have every right to call them FUCKING STUPID. 

He did it on purpose to make Biden look bad.

We’ll find out when that lady who was bathing in his farts gets tested.

I take comfort in the fact that if there’s one thing Ted Cruz knows nothing about, it’s oral. 

It reminds me of how I was feeling after I ate a questionable chicken sandwich and threw up five times in a row

You have to remember she is only in office because she asked Kemp to appoint her to the Senate seat after her predecessor retired for health reasons. I’m sure Kemp wasn’t about to say no to the attractive blonde wife of a wealthy and powerful constituent. As demonstrated by her debate performance, she came into the…

Ugh....whatever, Donald! Go play with the plane while the adults talk.

Hell, he was just relieved for there to be a sexual video he wasn’t involved in!

I dunno....they can always go fuck themselves.

It has been a little over two years since it was legalized here in Canada. I had to look that up, because it turned out to be one hell of a non-event. The Conversation and The Guardian featured these bookends:

It’s not a slogan for politicians. It’s a policy demand from the people, being said *to* politicians.

It’s not a slogan. It’s a policy demand.

I have been suggesting “demilitarize the police” as an alternative slogan. There’s no reason that street cops should be geared up like they’re soldiers in Iraq who have to worry about IEDs. It creates a definite “us vs. them” dynamic that exacerbates tensions in the community.

Anyway, are we getting another stimulus check or nah?

Yes, plugging a merch store is ALMOST the same thing as advocating for suspending the constitution and imposing martial law or the 4 years of non-stop racism grift and corruption we are finally approaching the end of.

Fall on me for sure. They might be rats but I don’t want to hurt them by falling on them.

There is only one noble order to aspire to: