By that way of thinking, I now consider myself a tequila-soaked Batman.

Maybe just get on a real bike and take a ride outside?

Hey, don’t forget about daughters who detest their Republican political *moms*! Claudia Conway <3

Gotta be honest, I’m not lovin’ the new look. 

But of course Trump is pissed about this and he can’t let it go. Though Biden agreed to a virtual debate on Thursday—given the president’s recent covid diagnosis—Trump refused, insisting that he’s well enough to debate in person.

Or, if your username is sincere, accept that anybody using “PC” as a negative term has been a dick since at least the talk radio heyday of the 90s.

Remember everyone: if you loudly and overtly condemn others for the sin you are committing as well then Jesus can’t see you sinning.

“Donald Trump in heels” = Donald Trump. He just hides the high heels on the inside of his shoes.

Almost got it perfect, but truth is, the RNC NEEDS the stench, so that no one notices how they're quietly burning down the rest of the neighborhood. 

MOTHER!

WHAT!!! Now if we can only get Mitch McConnell, I'll have a bingo on my card.

“Opening comments, you first, Senator Harris.”

Absolutely. That evil fuck can’t even take the obvious hint from God who’s been striking down GOP Senators left and right.

Lindsay Graham has NOT tested positive.  Proof that Covid is not transmitted by sucking off the boss.

The only thing that would make this better would be Bill Barr. 

Hope Claudia doesn’t have a serious case and fully recovers.

Something something more like “boner party,” amirite?

GOVERNOR CUOMO TO SEND PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY A ‘NEW YORK CARES’ GET WELL PACKAGE

What WILL Trump do with 2 weeks bereft of rallies? Ride golf carts around vacant courses? Whether or not he has COVID, he’ll have lost what’s left of his feeble grasp of ‘reality’. This goon can’t ‘isolate’ - he can’t survive a minute without taking up other people’s oxygen.

Because Cruz - and Republicans in general - are not really prostrating themselves before Trump, anymore than a family is prostrating themselves before a toddler when they clap and say, “You’re a big boy/girl” because the toddler used the potty/ate all their vegetables. Trump and his base are just useful idiot who have…