Um, Justice, they aren’t calling out Aubrey for gaining weight. They’re calling her out for posting a paid pic to Instagram for a weight loss drug less than two weeks earlier using a pic that was not from two weeks earlier.

Well if he became President for his car wreck appeal, why not sell books and make documentaries about the mangled car and the dead bodies? The exploitation of suffering is a big part of why I didn’t want to go into entertainment. Being interested in gossip about this dude when he is actively harmful is purely…

I’ve been screaming for three years, now, and I’m a splotchy white dude.

Pelosi endorsed moderate princeling Joe Kennedy III over the super-progressive sitting senator and all-around amazing human being Ed Markey. I don’t trust her opinion on anything.

And here I always thought ‘grotesque wealth’ was the most effective diet.

Unless you’ve surveyed every employee of the particular store at which you are shopping to confirm that they all “enjoy rallying up the carts” and believe it to be “easy, soothing work,” you are an asshole if you don’t put back your cart. I can’t even believe that you would try to both sides something as dumb and…

Her slogan should have been "Be least worst."

This particular one should also include “I am turning myself in to the authorities for distributing kiddie porn. I don’t deserve to breathe free air.”

The First Lady, as CNN later wrote, showed “touching compassion.”

fuck this kid

“And my other boys are probably gonna look like nerdy white guys.”

revenge porn, and blackmail[ing] of multiple girls while in middle school

Mother Jones scored her speech with North Korean propaganda music. Fits perfectly:

Really sick of seeing so many celebrities on social media gleefully sharing anti-Trump videos by Lincoln Project. George Conway and all these Federalist Society asschunks are a huge part of why Trump is the face of the Republican Party in the first place. Are we supposed to forgive them and excuse that because they’ve…

Like the great poet Lee Ving once said, New York’s alright if you like saxophones.

If Trump loses, she’ll be trying to position herself as a Never Trumper who tried her best to fix the administration and left when her conscience told her she had to go.

On the other hand, if no one but you will ever appreciate it, then appreciate it as long as you want to. It’s your one life; love what you love.

CNBC really characterized DeJoy’s fuckery as a “conspiracy theory”?

“I won’t be voting for President Trump,” says Republican Gov. Phil Scott of Vermont. “I have not decided, at this point, whether to cast a vote for former Vice President Biden, but it’s something that I would consider.”