“John Havens, Citigroup Inc.’s former president and chief operating officer, and John Childs, a buyout-firm pioneer, also were ensnared in prostitution charges Friday.”

Here in Montreal, weed got better in quality and cheaper with legalization — taxes and all. Illegal retail dealers are getting scarce. Not saying this analogy would transfer directly to sex work, but this is my experience here.

Bullshit. If dogs had thumbs they’d still lick their balls all day. Y’all know why...

This must be what they did with all those unsold sugar-free Haribos.

The GOP has never “actually meant it” re: fiscal responsibility for as far as I can remember, and I was born during the JFK administration. ‘Twas always code for screwing the poor...

In a just world, Walter Sobchak would deliver the unofficial response.

I’ve never really been a fan, but that reply was a thing of beauty. Respect, AG.

So “halo” is a fucking verb now?

Yep, a regular “Reader’s Digest.”

Yes, and I predict a similar first term from AOC despite the haters.

Eat shit. Good day.

My point is that she’s going to be irrationally attacked just for being who she is; she knows this, and also knows that her best defense is to just be more mature and evolved than the reactionaries attacking her. Do you understand how metaphors work?

As an American living the ex-pat dream in Montreal, I’ve been calling for a Northern wall since Election Day 2016, in addition to proposing marriage to random Canadian women on a daily basis.

She’s like the Jackie Robinson of American politics right now. Not merely qualified, but operating on a whole other level. She knows she’ll be taking shots from both sides of our establishment, and she’s so far responded to each by just turning on the awesomeness.

When policy is proposed that would actually benefit society as a whole, the knee-jerk reactionary response is always “Oh yeah? Who’s gonna pay for it?” Well, who the fuck paid for the Marshall Plan and the post-WWII GI Bill, which (along with strong labor unions) basically created and sustained the American middle…

Just the opposite reaction for me with Gordon Hayward’s injury last year. Almost immediately after Hayward hit the floor, the play-by-play guy says “ . . . and Gordon Hayward has broken his leg.” And I was thinking “How the hell does he know thaaa—- oh. Ohhh. Ohhhhhhhh!”

If only Hillary responded to “Crooked Hillary” with “Dipshit Donnie,” we would not be having this conversation.

I remember what Max Headroom said about Italy back in the day:

I’ve read “The Yellow Wallpaper” and “Herland” by SPG.  Enjoyed them both, and I have a penis. I’m expecting an award from Shelby Lorman.

Sounds like a variant of the standard doper’s first response to a positive test: