I believe that the Russians helped the Republicans steal the election (fuck those bullshit “recounts”), not just for Trump but for a Republican congressional majority, too. Remember the week before the election? Legitimate pollsters and pundits were not only predicting Trump’s defeat, they were predicting a serious…

As another over-50, I can explain it using a new-found paste-link skill:

“. . . a quarter-finished Jeff Koons sculpture of a peanut’s ballsac,”

“Honey,” “Mommy” not nearly as creepy.

Kerber’s time was up. Mark her over!

I call bullshit. Pence calls his wife “Mother,” which is creepy as hell.

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Aww, that’s so mundane. Can’t it be a “dead girl or live boy” thing?

Roger Ailes: dead.

“you will not replace us”

A young Robert Kraft??

At least the admin didn’t send letters threatening expulsion to the student body a la Notre Dame with Dubya back in the day.

Don’t wanna know about the “tuna surprise”

First will come the claim that he never “knowingly” humped a shark.

Always Dreaming is a mudder, whose mudder was a mudder.

I’ve totally stolen “so-called ruler of the United States (SCROTUS)“ from another kinja commenter.

“The Washington Post reports that, on Clarke’s watch, four inmates died during a six-month period in 2016.”

I was sorta hoping that “Sean Sphincter” would get traction.

Horace Mann was a Massachusetts education reformer in the mid-19th century, an early advocate of universal public education. There are about 50 schools nationwide, from elementary to post-secondary, bearing his name. It’s more unusual that his name is also associated with an insurance company.

Jen, I’m single and you’ll love it here in Montreal!