She could always cover the G & O standard:

Haha, he also spelled “choad” incorrectly.

Principal, that is.

Qatar’s would have code FT (Instead of BB on the samples).

No, it’s “Doha.” See what I did?

Watch how quickly whatever-the-fuck-they-were-doing becomes an “official diplomatic duty.”

That’s like the “some women dig a hairy back and shoulders” lie.

In ‘87 the only balding role models I could find were William Hurt and Jack Nicholson.

The Age of Enlightenment came with the annual Sears & Roebuck catalogue deliveries.

Who?

My ghey friends assure me that the deep v is code for desiring a certain kind of necklace.

I’ve heard that licking them (eyebrows) works a charm!

Ask any rider . . . nuts-on-stem is just the worst.

Also 2 for 3; duration of the 2nd time was about 3 hours if you count the begging.