Would star, but you are currently stuck at 69. Nice. 

How is “I Eat Ass” derogatory in the slightest? Sounds like a pretty positive statement to me!

This was a fantastic episode.. highly encourage other Jalops to listen

If Chevy bothered to make the rest of Pontiac lines as good as that they’d be winning.

This is Jalopnik. The correct answer is Saab. 

Despite my loathing of Mustangs, I have to acknowledge that the Mustang is currently the best it’s been since the Fox body.

No kidding, Lincoln absolutely bitched slapped Cadillac and they just took it.

So, it’s a Traverse with slightly softer leather. Got it.

It looks like a Traverse with a CT6 front end. From the side, it just looks like a Traverse. It has the proportions of a cow. Hooray for luxury minivans sans sliding doors! 

Wow, there is no passion in this design whatsoever. Congrats Cadillac, you’ve arrived in Blandville. If I first saw this vehicle completely debadged, I might think it was a mid-cycle refresh of the Volvo XC90.

I’m also seeing a lot of XC90 in it. The front end really doesn’t read “Cadillac” to me. They should stick with the vertical headlights IMO.

To this day, Mike Pence is kept up at night with thoughts of Russia Bears penetrating America’s vulnerable back door.

GTO from “Home For The Holidays”.

I want. My fuckin’ car.

welp... there is only one holiday movie (okay okay.. 2 i guess.. ill count home alone)

1st Gear/2nd Gear:

They want to know if a publicly traded company used money to further corporate profits? That’s a clear cut case of ‘NO DUH’ that’s literally the requirement of any traded company, their prime directive is maximizing shareholder value.

Do we like capitalism or not? Because for a country that sings its praises from the…

There is a part of me that is angry that whenever you announce thousands of layoffs, the stock price mathematically rises...

I guess the film crew did not wear this t shirt.

Should have parked in the green zone.  Not the white zone.  The green zone is for leaving cars unattended.