Once tried to chase an Uno Turbo in an E36 323i, can confirm that it is bananas.

Someday, somewhere, I’ll DD the ultimate bird-flipping machine that is a Pyrite Brown E36 Compact, preferably F20C/13B-swapped, riding on Style 42/78 wheels. One can always dream, right?

Came here to find the source, but I couldn’t resist the constant current, and got sunken into the drain instead.

I fap, therefore I am

Saw it in the flesh during my vacation last month. People were wondering why I went apeshit seeing an Alfa saloon.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re the exact same “Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude” bros.

Wow. That is one. Serious. Carnage.

“If the roof racks don’t spark, we didn’t do our job” hahahaha. Thanks for the video! You, sir, have made my day :)

Viper V10 FTW! Or probably a molten-metal nuclear reactor?

Me want 9-second, wheelie-popping mom mobiles!

I remember the old Sienna ad where it drifts about and ends with the tagline “Minivan? Says who?”

My dream kind of project: swapping an obscenely high-powered engine into a dreary soccer mom car.

Luxor Beige?

I’ll see myself out now...

Or just come on over to Indonesia, the land of cheap gas, cheap parking, expensive imports (an M4 sells for ~US$150,000 here, yay!), weird taxation rules on hybrids (the first yellow P1 landed here allegedly could not be registered over “having two motors”, yet Priuses, CR-Zs, hybrid Camrys/Cayennes/what-have-you…

Huracan?

You’re fired!

As a guy who grew up reading microwave oven manuals and tore apart electrical appliances (without putting them back together), I’m pleased to see stuff like this on Jalopnik. Finally I don’t have to resort to some random rare earth elements’ article on Wikipedia for bedtime reads.

Pretty sure that’s just a big VW Beetle, dude.