The packaged mushrooms at the store are always labeled, “Wash before using.” I just dry them off as best I can after a quick rinse.

Marvel Future Fight

I wish people would do this in life and not just in business.

$600? Perfect car for my 17 year old.

Someone had to explain safety testing to the POTUS by using an analogy of dropping a bowling ball onto the hood of a car? Is safety testing that hard of a concept to understand?

I used to just flash my brights and that would do the trick most of the time.

I stand corrected. That almost makes this even worse.

The government always goes with the lowest bidder. Man, that is just awful.

F Sport treatment on a crossover? “Sport tuned suspension” for those crazy shopping mall corners! Fancy trim! No extra hp? Maybe they should call it the F UX instead of the UX F.  

The article said, “He had sought $725,000 plus attorneys fees in legal filings.” So $725K after the lawyers get paid.

I don’t see why a Jeep needs a short shifter. You aren’t winning any races in that thing anyways.

They don’t discriminate against alcoholics. They only arrest the drunk ones.

Did I read that right? The 4x2 has a payload of 2040 lbs and the 4x4 is 1430?

The graphics certainly wouldn’t be a hurdle. :D They are pretty awful (comparatively) on PC. I’m only half joking.

Butt Trumpets? That is the best band name ever!

Big Lemon is the Illuminati.

I used to work for a rental car company back in school. The Dodge Neon was the biggest POS. Everyone hated that car. The interior was made of cheap plastic that would make GM cringe. The seats were about as soft as milk crates. That was in the 90's though. The seats in this car actually look pretty nice, but not…

People refrigerate peanut butter?

And I thought I was the only one who hated Vegas that much!

I owned a Mk6 GTI DSG, an Mk7 GTI manual and now the 2017 GLI with an APR Stage 1. If you are questioning which car to get, don’t even hesitate to get the GTI. It is far superior in every way - except maybe trunk storage. I really wish I never traded my GTI in. The Mk6 engine even with the stage 1 is still not on the…