Reason #80,034,312,231 why religions are dumb: they make you starve yourself because God wants you to.

The most galling thing watching the actual footage of this is just how aggressive Brooks is with his stupidity. Like, homeboy has an actual climate scientiest or whatever sitting in front of him, and he’s all like “Well, that’s not what the so-and-so-climate-office back in Alabama told me.”

No computer has been invented that can crunch those numbers in less than a month.

“That’s a little disturbing to hear constantly beaten into our heads in a Science Committee meeting, when basically we should all be open to different points of view.”

I believe sea level has risen from all the balls Trump has hit into the water while golfing at Mar a Lago.

God dammit! Rand Paul voted against her.

The police escort would’ve escorted any minority attempting this same stunt right into a body bag

Those may legitimately be the best feet he’s ever drawn.

I think his self awareness has earned him our forgiveness

Yup, she’s 100% trying to get a job as a conservative “journalist.”

“No police officer stopped me once, especially not my police escort.”

Us white people don’t have time for this nonsense either.

You should watch the Ruby Ridge one too, those American Experience shows are fantastic

Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.

“They’re saying I have white privilege for going out on campus with my AR-10!” Bennett said. “They are saying that this all has to do with me being white. I think that’s very insulting to minorities. I don’t think anything bad would happen to them. I actually had a black police officer with me the whole time.”

When conservatives aren’t whining, they’re gloating.

They're not even vaguely similar. The similarities begin and end at "on a bun."

You have no idea what a sloppy joe is, do you?