By a psychopathic android no less.

Uh... so David found a new body? Wasn’t he just a decapitated head at the end of Prometheus? I don’t remember them going back for his body.

I’m so glad we took a terrifying creature like the xenomorph and reduced it to the standard “weaponized lifeform” trope. YAY!

I kinda hate this direction. :-/

Great, sounds like militarized midichlorians.

Are there more factions of humans in this movie? It clearly shows helicopters and cold-weather troops attacking Woody’s base at some point with humans defending the base with some apes.

Crazy bald super aggressive military leader in a post-apocalyptic future? Check

That dialogue was so grossly misinterpreted by the internet. She considered herself a monster because she was a trained assassin who murdered people and had no chance at a normal life, a moment that allowed her to bond with Bruce who shares a similar situation.

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

I’ve said it before (seriously search my comment history way back):

God damn you were quick on this one.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

At the end of this season, the Wall to the North comes down.

Strange that the ruler of the 7 Kingdoms chews 5 Gum.

Since they’re going to need a good supporting cast and I doubt they will let him play with any quality members of Batman’s rogue’s gallery, they should look more towards Birds of Prey.

Bald head and neck. Good. Nobody seems to think of what sloppy feeders these fellows probably were, and how messed up facial and neck feathers would have become.

“I guess I grew up in an age where I saw a lot of old comedians and there’s just kind of a freshness date on comedians, and when they get to a certain age, and they don’t realize it, they can become irrelevant?”

Nope, sorry. Joel > Mike.

I love that even after the article talks about assholes who say “drive better” despite accumulated evidence, you actually raised your hand and went, “Yeah, that’s me, right here.”