dhaller
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dhaller

“I. can’t. fly. spaceships.”

Fucking Jaysus H Christ I am sorry.

In fact, I think God’s Plan for this dude is a pair of smashed kneecaps, and I’m feeling a calling from the Lord.

I am a person who got pregnant as a result of a rape. And I say this guy can go fuck himself.

While I firmly believe that Emma’s a fucking catch at any age, I agree that I find it a little surprising to hear that Trump was eager to date someone who was over 40. It’s not like him to seek relationships with age-appropriate women.

Anyone bringing theological debate to a secular legislature should be disqualified. Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, you asshole.

This is why I make no more pronouncements of ‘That can never happen!’

Looking back on everything, it painfully obvious that the Republicans and the President are running off of some Infinite Improbability Drive. Given that there’s no way Trump could win the nomination, become President, or have the GOP control both houses, it really wouldn’t surprise me if this thing passed despite

They would be fine, unfortunately, since they are rich and would get the most benefits from the AHCA.

Not to be a vengeful prick, but I am going to laugh when all these Trump supporters are without affordable health insurance.

The worst bill for America’s collective health since Cosby.

“For the People”

To be fair, doesn’t everybody look at Hugh Jackman that way?

Viagra and prostate cancer.

Republicans are enemies of the American people. Period. Literally. Full Stop. They are domestic enemies and should be treated as such.

So he’s a more obnoxious Ron Burgundy?

Gives a whole new meaning to T.S. Eliot’s “Not with a bang, but a whimper.”

The uncanny valley is going deeper than it’s ever been before.

Naboogie Nights, directed by P.T. Anderson.