These are amazing. How smart and amazing. Ugh I love these.

My pink horse!

There’s no guilt in watching Demolition Man. None. Whatsoever.

Ganonhorse.

OH MY GOD

Fuck off.

The biggest secret is there is one that can stand up and wield a bazooka.

It took me about an hour, but I was hellbent on taming the giant horse— which I have aptly named Andre. We’re bros now.

Two more and you have bingo.

“Jason’s horse secrets” sounds like the weirdest slash fanfic ever.

Because Hulk Hogan’s sex life was important news the world needed to see!

Not tests, they were trying to kill the creature. Has Monarch taught us nothing in their instructional videos?

I believe it has something to do with the word “hypocrisy”. Decrying something that you yourself are guilty of.

I don’t know, something about misogyny or misandry maybe? Who can really keep track of whatever other buzzword they’re using this month.

Fortunately, the producers of the Godzilla movies have been restoring several of the more interesting “archival” footage(s) over the years. I’ll have to admit, GIFs of nuclear blasts are the most entertaining things on the internet.

Hey remember when the entity that was Gawker Media got sold and continued to live on as Gizmodo Media and the majority of people who worked on it, supported and defended its hypocritical actions moved on to other blogs and continued to support and defend its hypocritical actions?

because.. uh.. patriarchy? white privilege? Idk someone help me out here.

Hey, remember when Gawker did pretty much the same damn thing and it was “ok” by everyone at Gizmodo? How’s this any different?