So basically they shot a bunch of stuff and weren’t sure what the movie was going to be until editing. And they don’t want you to see or know that.

Translated for you:

Yeah, Patrick Stewart is one of those dudes who probably looked 50 when he was 30, but will continue to look 50 until he’s at least 300 years old.

“If morality does not exist for him... it’s why he went after Heidi directly and smeared my wife. Attacked her.”

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

“There’s no legitimate, non-criminal reason to own a sound suppressor.”

They only reason they want to build all this stuff is to create defense jobs in their district to boost re-election odds. The armed forces are getting hardware they don’t even want.

Some say the Zodiac Killer can see the future.

Oh fuck this guy. Welcome to being an adult, your shitty hateful actions have consequences, and one of those consequences is that everyone thinks you’re a shitty, hateful bigot now.

God these motherfuckers are shameless. Don’t they have MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES TO CONCERN THEMSELVES WITH???!!!

Yes, Guns are similar to Hot Pants in that way.

Problem solved:

Neck bone connected to the head bone
Head bone connected to the CIA bone

I still find this one better just because it’s hilarious. I’d pay a princely sum for it.

Exactly right. It’s the same trap that Marvel found themselves in with both the Ancient One and the Mandarin. Those characters were both horrible racist caricatures. If Marvel had cast them with Asian actors and trod anywhere close to the source material, it would have been incredibly offensive. Is it worse that they…

YOU COMPLETE ME AT HELLO

You should have been interested when Villeneuve and Deakins were announced to be involved.

I’m hoping this show ends up being awesome just to disprove critics. He does have a point about the Trump thing. All the other billionaire superheroes were well established before Trump was elected. I’m guessing the show just takes too long to get Fist into costume. Origin stories can really drag on sometimes. 

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