Because.

She wishes she were Nazi Barbie. Pretty sure that Tami / Tomi / Whatthefuckeverherfaceis is the true holder of that title.

Somewhere, there’s a painting of her getting prettier.

I am getting very tired of the excuse that “everyone makes mistakes” after each intentional lie. It’s not a mistake if you do it on purpose!

I’ll start enjoying it when something of actual consequence happens to her.

He’s no achiever.

Conway’s yearbook photo.

Is this shit over yet? Like seriously, impeach him and fire everybody.

More like “Insecurity Council,” amirite?

After reading this I assume The Onion is just going to give up.

It’s possible that she was using a landline, but you’re overlooking the fact that the creepy guy would’ve had to guess that she’s using a landline instead of her cell phone and then listen in on it. Nobody, not even a weird creepy torture murder guy, would think to do that in this day and age.

Don’t you know? Hamilton has donated every single cent he’s ever earned to charity.

I’m waiting to hear what the issue is with having $2m worth of jewelry.

yes

I think horrible people are just naturally drawn to each other.

A month after YouTube’s biggest star uploaded a video containing the phrase “Death To All Jews,” the service that once hosted that very content is distancing itself a bit from Felix Kjellberg.

The phrase “fuck you money” goes back at least to the ‘80s. The idea is that once you have enough money, you can work on what you want to work on and say “fuck you” to any job or project that you don’t want to do.