Haha, mistakes happen. Also, I LOVE my Taurus 1911 clone. Very solid pistol.

The narrator is actually Wayne Coyne. The Lips are one of the increasingly numerous things that make me actually feel proud to live in Oklahoma City.

Atheist, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Scientologist. Don't care. Whatever you are, you need to be a more relaxed version of THAT.

Easy enough. Find the snooze button, connect a photocell to the leads for that button. Put the photocell somewhere you can shoot with a laser. Laser hits photocell, photocell lowers the resistance, closing the circuit. Same as pressing the button. Main concerns on this would be the sensitivity of the photocell. Try a…

Huh. I thought they only made laptop bags and shitty "travel" accessories.

If this is the most offensive thing you've ever seen, you need to get out more. Maybe somewhere other than your church.

@bombastinator: My first Google attempt left me with a price of 97.92 for 576 pencils. $0.17/ea.

@wushunut: Are the risers only rated for 300lbs?? Weird, if it's supposed to hold a bed AND the inhabitants thereof.

@DingoJunior: Why couldn't you just place this between the TV and the wall mount? It wouldn't interfere with the mount.

@Bushcrafter: I think that the effect would be lost to some degree unless you could look at it up close. It's hard to look at a dance floor up close without being stepped on.

@freelancer1991: Because potato.

What do we need to study to capture better audio?

With enough budget and time, I envision doing a plexi'd-off wall installation of this for a night club or something of the sort.

@MacTodd: You have a few good apps, yes. But also cancer.

@VYCanisMajoris: Is that the new game Chinese Joke: PeePee in Coke?

@doggdiggity: See: Sony DRM scandal.

@Zinger314: "from what I heard."

@huh989: Sex. We can say that now. We're not in junior high any more. :)

@Dacker:

@buckleyneko: Muggers aren't the ones with the problems: victims are.