I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

Agree. This tool is exactly Trump’s brand of loud, tweaking dumbfuck.

Does anyone remember Andrew Dice Clay? I feel like he’s has to appear in this cabinet at some point. Perhaps heading a council on women or something.

He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.

Hah, that’s true. You couldn’t help but feel a little bad for Spicer, even if he did make his own bed working for Trump, because he was clearly overwhelmed by the crazy. This guy is just a giant POS who loves the crazy. Which should be either hilarious, terrifying, or both.

This was quite a solid coke-rant. I’ll bet he didn’t pause to take a breath the entire time.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

Seriously, this guy is a fucking disaster. But he is so much more suited for the job than Spicer was. I will enjoy watching him fail with the rest of the administration instead of being uncomfortable as Spicy contorted himself into a pretzel trying to simultaneously justify and apologize for the dumpster fire that is…

I read the whole article and giggle the whole time imagining the Scarface-esque pile of cocaine he MUST have had his face in the whole time.

So at first I thought all the mafia goomba impressions of him were based on his name, haircut and so on.

It’s the perfect Trumpian detail that he’s so pissed about the fake leak of a publicly available document that says, right at the top, that it’s a public disclosure form.

Found the guy who shorts Tesla.

Hasn’t Jalopnik done multiple pieces on how “unintended acceleration” is usually the driver mashing the wrong pedal? Couple that with the fact that it is an electric power train and I can understand how there is an illusion that “the car did it I was trying to stop it.”

According to the driver, the Autopilot wasn’t engaged until right before the turn. One has to question why the fuck he would have done that in the first place. In any case, quoted from Tesla...

Again, the data is available to investigators, as is mandated by law, and if the investigation finds that the Autopilot system was engaged and at fault, then they will say so.

Agreed. If there’s anything humans love - it’s lying and blaming the other guy.

This is not the first of what will undoubtedly be hundreds and hundreds of instances of drivers wrecking their Teslas ether through mundane mistakes or mind-numbing recklessness and trying for “The car did, I SWEAR!” line of excuse.

Fixed it for you. He was behind the wheel. He gets the finger pointed at him.

Lemme get this out of the way for everyone’s benefit:

how refreshing to hear someone say lets wait for the facts before jumping to wild conclusions. you should be, like, president or something.