I feel like The Vixen herself is the evil twin, so maybe the saboteur voice would be nice and polite.

Was anyone else disappointed at how nice the saboteurs looked? I feel at least one of them should’ve come out with busted makeup and padding showing, as if their inner voice tells them that no matter how hard they try they’re still a busted first year queen. It would’ve been a lot more vulnerable than what we got.

This year had a pretty solid cast, but man, this is just not a good final four.

I spent the entire episode wondering what The Vixen’s evil twin would have been like...

If you grew up gay and effeminate in a world where people are mercilessly cruel to effeminate men from school age on, you’d know exactly where the emotional baggage, insecurities, and tragic backstories come from.

Oh, Maddie.

I’ve been watching the first season again and I have to say that this show has been pretty consistent from the get-go, almost amazingly so. For instance:

According to Ms. Cracker’s weekly ‘review with a jew’ segment the reason we don’t see a lot of Kameron onscreen or in the confessionals is because she allegedly refused to talk badly about her fellow contestants, which makes for a great competitor but bad TV. Still, I’m rooting for her and....actually, I’m still…

ALRIGHT KITTENS; LET’S DO SOME OF THIS [something dumb happened to where I missed the tail end of the show and Untucked]

You know how it is. You keep meaning to go dig it that rubble but then you keep being like “Nah, I’ll do it tomorrow.” And then you go spear some fish and draw a picture and see whether those bitter berries can ferment and teach your adoptive daughter how to murder people and then the next thing you know it’s six…

Review of 5x01

This is one of those shows that ought to run 20 episodes per season. Last thoughts:

I loved this season so much! I imagine the show realized that Alice was a step behind everyone so that is why she is in the driver’s seat next season. And hopefully she knows her greatest ally is currently ruling Fillory wondering where everyone is.

THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD SEASON LIKE HOLY SHIT

This show makes me cry like no other, my lord. No matter if the episode is more comedic/dramatic etc there’s always a scene or two (or whole episode, like this one) that wrecks me.
Petra’s mirror pep talk was so cute. Lovestruck Petra is just damn adorable. I really hope JR sticks around but I’m sure Rosario Dawson…

I had a huge sigh of relief when it turned out they weren’t going to stretch the misunderstanding with Petra over the whole episode; it lasts exactly as long as it needs to before it would have started to get old.

She’s spending life in prison for many murders.

Shangela was robbed and Trixie gets a crown while having the worst track record of anyone in the winners’ circle and not delivering a single memorable moment throughout the whole season.

What a horribly stupid twist to end an aggressively mediocre season of drag race. You can’t have a jury deciding the winner (or top two) if you don’t tell the contestants that’s the gig. That’s why Survivor works. Every time contestants make a decision on who to vote out, they know they will need to face those people…

BenDeLaCreme won.