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The reason North West was talking to anyone about anything is because she comes from a media machine clan and this was always going to be part of her life.

Being 5'7", I can tell you that it matters. Women on dating apps will put minimum height requirements in their bio, usually 5'10" or more, even if they’re 5'2". Taller men look down on you, not just literally, but take you less seriously and make jokes about it. You have to just suck it up too, because if you say

“If you can’t lie about your height, how can we trust you to be dishonest about all the other stuff?”

The crazy thing is that I am sure he would infinitely prefer to defend his height (to quote George Costanza, “It is not a lie if you believe it is true”) than field questions like “your brand of fascism is immensely unpopular with other fascists across the US. Is it more of an indictment on you that other Nazis find

“they’re supporting someone who can’t even be honest about their height.

This means that they just passed the first test of being a GOP candidate with flying colors.

People shrink as they get older, and their posture also gets worse. 

“If you can’t win, cheat. If you can’t cheat, lie. If you can’t lie, scream at the other person until they relent.” -GOP since 2000

Well no one told them life would end this way...

Tributes to Matthew Perry have been flooding in...

Back in 2018 God was telling Pence to run for president, now God is telling him to stop?

There were plenty of vile, despicable people in the Trump administration but for whatever reason I hated Pence the most, second only to Trump himself. Just the blandness of him, his “This is my serious face” face, the fact that he’d lie at the drop of a hat like his boss and never suffer consequences for it (like his

Pence, known in his Congressional days as “Congressman Dense,” was all but washed up when Trump decided he was Veep material. This is just the natural progression. It is funny that he can’t even get any traction in Iowa.  The whole “Mother” thing comes from his peculiar branch of Jeebusism, in which “mother” is

I for one find it strange that all of the Pro-Life members of congress aren’t outraged this.

these republicans don’t live in these poor/rural districts. the next impact is going to be the ER doctors leaving... As an ER doctor, if I had to routinely deliver infants that have not had prenatal care at all, I’d be gone. That’s extremely high risk litigation wise and safety wise. the ER is not where you are

I hope the cops saw this video and charged him with felony reckless driving. The fact that the semi, at highway speeds, had to lane split to keep from completely rolling over this douchebag could’ve have ended so, so much worse for him and other drivers on the road. This guy deserves to have his license revoked for a

Of course this selfish arse calls the incident an “accident” and not a collision or crash which is what it was. An accident is if a deer runs onto the road and you swerve to avoid it and hit another vehicle or stationary object. I hope he is never allowed to get on a bike again, or to drive a car for that matter,

When you say “admiring the couch, end table and potted plants in the hotel/ballroom’s men’s room”... that’s doing cocaine, right?

So, the guy who voted to not certify an election now meets regularly with the guy whose job he doesn’t officially acknowledge him holding? 3rd in line doesn’t support democracy in its most basic form?

Republicans are vile, nasty brutes, etc, but...

They should have both had sex with Stormy Daniels and then the GOP wouldn’t give a shit.