Take note: this will be your sorry ass one day.

Does it possibly explain how he feels about women, and about liberals, and artists? Yes, armchair psychologists will have a field day with this.

So Tuckums is a total piece of shit for a variety of reasons, but in this scenario I can almost relate (minus the whole squabbling over money thing). I never had a particularly close relationship with my dad and by the time I was 35, we were totally estranged. He never raised me. He was just some guy that occasionally…

Tucker Carlson is a goon. However, he was probably less of a goon at 6 when this woman didn’t seem to want anything to do with him. I don’t blame him for writing her off in turn. Maybe they thought they were owed the wealth because of her lack of mothering. It seems she brought multiple kids into the world and…

Anyone who works a regular job in the public sector would refuse something like this because the standard is you can’t even have the “appearance of a conflict of interest.” A student got me a chocolate-covered fruit basket once and I had to give it away because of how it might look.

Christ. Maybe you shouldn’t be taking ANY of these luxury trips unless you pay for it out of your own pocket. That way no one can accuse you of things like this.. If “practically no one is defending” you it’s because there’s no defense against this kind of corruption.

Hey Scalito: the fact that you complained about the free accommodations and food does not make them “modest” or “homestyle,” it just makes you a corrupt and ungrateful shit.

Badly quoted by Kylie. Trump actually wrote “milktoast” (sic)

So is she mad because she thinks her big paycheck is about to go bye-bye or is she mad because she caught feelings?

Biggest reason not the cheat: you might pick someone who’s complete fucking garbage.

Team nobody?

I’m shocked that a prostitute Zion met through OnlyFans has no character.

She doesn’t seem like the brightest bulb between openly threatening crimes and thinking a sex tape will end the career of an athlete.

Was going to ask about a discontinued ice cream sandwich I’ve been looking for for years. Turns out its Kemps Gingerbread Ice Cream Sandwich. Wish they’d bring it back

What an insane take. So how much, in your expert opinion, would be a reasonable amount of restitution? And why would a lower number be any less subject to, as you say, disappearing into “government coffers”?

$385m? Jeebus. I’m surprised they haven’t bought their way to freedom.

See what they mean by religious freedom is freedom for *them* to practise *their* religion, wherever and whenever they want 

Exactly! Sadly, here in Missouri, or in the part pronounced Missou-rah (aka the farms and Ozarks), there are a lot of people who do believe it. That’s who he tweeted for.

He doesn’t believe it.  He’s pandering for clout.

Competes w/ July 4th????

It’s a whole 15 days away, in an entirely different month, Chucko! With all that forehead, Kirk certainly has nothing inside to show for it.