Oh fine when he does, but then when I do it I get shoved to the ground and the police get involved.

Reactionary social legislation and the rich are definitely related.

I mean Britney serenaded him after jumping out of a cake...

I said a while back that this is the funniest part of him being in jail.  I actually find bald men more attractive, in general, but he was obviously pretending this was some “macho” look when in fact he just doesn’t have any hair :( What makes it sad is that he probably spent so much $$$ on rogaine before giving in…

Honestly, sounds like Gary came out the winner here. You had a high paying job, so you owe him restitution for ruining his life with your unaborted fetus.

Even if water is wet you don’t neglect to report when it’s flooding.

Despite the individual performances themselves (that apparently were tortured out of the actors) Euphoria, what I caught of it, was a baffling creepy mess with little story intended only to shock us by reveling the lives of impossibly awful shit bags doing predictably exactly what they shouldn’t. Four episodes in and…

The Weeknd has always skeeved me out but everyone else in my life seemed to think he was a good guy because.... he made good music, I guess?

No Detroit in the final run of shows? Little surprising. They have always said that was one of the first cities that broke them. 

This is what it looks like when a middle aged man is left alone to speak in the voice of girls or women. Euphoria is his creepy male fantasy of teenage girls. I would expect nothing less from this guy than his ideal female archetype to be women enjoying sexual assault. We are past this. Let’s stop.

$28.8 million?

It’s giving “I’m a hot girl, but I love pizza just like a regular incel! subscribe below!” vibes to me

Eating pizza in that getup is grotesque to me in a way I don’t quite understand. Maybe just cognitive dissonance. Don’t get me wrong, if she’s hungry, she should eat, it’s just weird in a staged photo where I’d expect champagne or chocolate covered strawberries or something.

They lost their childhoods to fame, so they’re still acting like children.

there is no way Justin Bieber is worth this much mess and drama.

50 Bucks says she was looking in a mirror and ended up attacking her reflection.

Why does this matter?

“The insane woman was inside you all along” ...

Where to begin: “The sapphire waves of the Bosphorus ... mosaic-covered walls of Hagia Sophia Grand Mosque,’ #1; the Bosphorus hasn’t been sapphire in a century. Were you wearing special sunglasses, or are you confused by your view from Bodrum? #2; anyone worth their wifi would understand the term ‘Hagia Sophia Grand…

>Istanbul was once Constantinople, the capital of the Holy Roman Empire