She should have gone with Spain, the country her stepmother doesn't come from.

Really missing out by not naming her Kyrgyzstan.

Since when are teeth required to work at any gas station in Ohio?

“all Sheetz employees must have and remain with a perfect beautiful warm welcoming smile”

Sure... Next you’ll be trying to convince Americans that Africa isn’t a country or that Bhutan actually is

“Myanmar Djibouti Baldwin! No açaí for you until you finish your quinoa salad!”

I’d have gone with something a little more dignified, like “the Gambia”. That way, if anyone refers to my kid simply as Gambia, I can be like “Hey! That’s the Gambia to you, pal! Show some respect.”

So do we think something really big is coming out about Santos (at this point, I have no idea what that would be, maybe even shadier finances, kiddie porn, or something)? Even if they’re voting to boot Omar, I can’t believe the appearance of hypocrisy would bother any GOP members at this point.

He looks like uncle Fester during a midlife crisis.

You mean aside from that godawaful pancake make-up?

Shania Twain and her husband Frederic Thiébaud were living in Lake Geneva, Switzerland
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Thiébaud was having trouble finding a bed for the legendary singer, as even in Sweden, medical beds were hard to come by.

Tone deafeness?  In the GOP?  IMPOSSIBLE!

To be fair that could also describe Alice Cooper, who seems like a perfectly nice guy off stage. Too many people assumed the same about Warner, and were catastrophically wrong.

In fairness, Jezebel did just tell us that “mascara” was sexual assault, so “moisturizer” could absolutely mean that.

You need only look at the replies to that tweet to see that no, this is has done nothing to stop those conspiracy theories.

That's my question to. Someone shouldn't be able to get out of a lawsuit just because they're good at hiding. 

I’m so sick of that algorithmically pushed replacement for the word murder and suicide. Just say the fucking words.

Yeah, I get that the term originated on social media to trick the Al Gore Rhythm but it doesn’t belong in a news article (I use the term News loosely but still)

Wait - this is NOT an SNL skit?!

My kid plays this song around the house all the time. I had assumed it was a collab with Astley and that was him doing the vocals, so there’s definitely a case for confusion.