This list is missing blood oranges, rainier cherries, and strawberries.

If you have sworn off apples because of red delicious and granny smiths, do yourself a favor and grab galas, pink ladies, and honey crisps. They cost a bit more, but you’ll have an insanely delicious and healthy snack for every day of the week. Apple slices with peanut butter is one of my top 3 favorite snacks.

I know! And not everyone has a cousin Kevin. Like does this “journalist” think that we all just go around talking to “cousin Kevins”? WTF! The Kevin I’m related to is my uncle, not my cousin, and uncle Kevin is a farmer, not an accountant. Some people aren’t even related to a Kevin at all. Some people don’t even have…

This is a huge reach. For many families (mine included, and we are by no means religious) ham is something you eat around Christmastime. The sentence is constructed more to set up a stereotypical Christmas experience rather than send up the dietary preferences of them.

Theory: Sanchez purposely leaked those pics via her friend in order to expedite Bezos divorce. 

I’ll say it,

No. You don’t share your boyfriend’s dick pics with your friends. I don't care how close friends you are, you just don't. That's weird on so many levels.

Hello, alive girl. I have attached a photo of my organ of reproduction. Please look upon it and become physically aroused as an alive girl would.

Yes. Yes he is.

Just because Cory wasn’t abused doesn’t mean other weren’t. That is the “Well I knew him and he was always a nice guy” narrative. Totally meaningless. Just because you weren’t abused, doesn’t mean other weren’t.

In a country roughly the same size of the continental U.S., but with a population 13-times smaller

The Global Corporatacracy wants cheaper labor in the form of 3rd world immigrants that undercut domestic wages. Didn’t see this in 2016. See it now.

I wasn’t aware there was something inherently American about overstaying your visa. I wonder how other countries would feel about us doing that in there?

This case is beyond fucked up. But do not trust the police. This case has a huge profile right now, but they would absolutely love to have tons of “free” DNA in their database. They do not care about victims of sexual assault; they care about expanding their DNA database. They most definitely should not be collecting…

It appears that they are treating the incident as a sexual assault, a felony crime.

I wonder why Cory Booker is going for the beard look when he's starting a run for president.  Odd.

Translation “Despite the fact that every neighborhood in NYC has changed myriads of times since their inception, we somehow have an inalienable right to a time resistant ethnic enclave bubble”

Grow the fuck up and quit making too much noise after 10 p.m.

What should be illegal is that spelling of Justin.

Israel has actually had much more influence in our politics and society than Russia ever has, but Dems (and Republicans) only get concerned when Russia does.

Says a lot that a nation state has more rights in this country than a good portion of its own citizenry.