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Damone's Five-Point Plan
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Kwiverfull!

Once again I entreat Jezebel to PLEASE stop giving attention to that shit family and their shit ideas. 

She’s flying all over the place for half the year. Saving the environment isn’t her #1 priority here.

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Depending upon her age, she either stole from, or inspired Mike Myers.

“...the whole purpose of art, I would argue, is to bring us together.”

Good point. When are we deporting Melania Trump for visa fraud, her anchor baby, and her chain migrant parents without any skills again? Oh wait, they’re white. Totally different scenario. Got it.

pssst...There’s this thing called the internet, where you see all the schlong you want...for free

I had a hard time following the pasta part of the joke but yeah these aren’t the best pictures.

Are you still talking about his penis.

Revenge? Enforcing laws is... revenge? Lol I don’t think you understand the implications of what you just said.

I’m still kinda struggling with how Boston fans can both (1) cling to the “nobody has lost more than us, we DESERVE this” bullshit, AND the (2) “everyone can suck our cocks, we’re the BEST! GO PATS! GO SAWX!” bullshit. Boston has won like 30 sports championships over the past 15 years, it’s time to put the past to bed

Isn’t there enough darkness in the world?

It’s the same look as every other addict has when they can finally get their fix. His drug happens to be “validation.”

Strangely enough, real incomes are increasing and unemployment is decreasing to record low levels during these “terrible times”. Things are better for most Americans right now than they’ve been in 50 years, especially minority employment.

Not only did he profit from them, he paid no taxes while doing so. Yay America!

Asking what we as individuals can do to reduce our carbon footprint, it’s like the California drought when people in LA, SF and Oakland were asked to stop washing our cars or to only flush for #2.

Unless I misread the post, the pills are sent through the mail to the woman in need of them. No pharmacist needed.

That’s really great.

Want to know the easiest way to save the environment?

He’s not wrong.  All the usual suspects continue to live high even while telling us peons to sacrifice.