Maybe she didn’t vomit, piss, and shit. I didn’t. Everyone’s birthing story is different. When I was checking out of the hospital I saw women I’d seen the day before, when we were all still pregnant, some looked like they had been through hell and back while others looked like they picked flowers. Two women came up to…

Kate is the royal family’s show pony, there to produce babies she legally isn’t the guardian of.

Maybe it’s my comprehension but I don’t think she’s criticising Kate Middleton. I think she’s criticising The Man for creating a situation where Kate Middleton has to have her photo taken looking perfect mere hours after experiencing (presumably) what Kiera Knightley has gone through.

Hi, Mike Tyson.

Melania trump is nothing if not stupid. Expecting her to know about the history of countries she visits is expecting too much of her. trump hired her to be an accessory and that’s it. It’s simply not in her contract to put effort into anything beyond that.

If your co-workers are Indians or Astros fans, you can actually do it during the work day since MLB decided the only series that matters to anyone is Sox-Yanks and scheduled every single one of their games for primetime on the east coast. The last 2 teams to represent the AL in the World Series get the honor of…

She’s going to be so surprised when Don Jr. shoots it and has it stuffed as a birthday present for her.

“my son in law will murder you some day.”

I checked the polls yesterday, and it actually looks like Republican candidates are getting a bump off this. So, not only is Kavanaugh going to get confirmed anyway, but the Republicans finally found a culture-war issue that can drive their people to the polls. And it’s actually working!

The irony of this ad showing so many black boys. We all know exactly what would happen if a white daughter accused a black boy of anything, not just sexual assault.

Yes, but see....the good decent women don’t get assaulted. Only the harlots who are asking for it. Cover your ankles and you’ll be fine.

Show trump this and see if he ducks under his desk.

In college football, the quality of a team’s fandom is measured by how much hospitality they show towards visiting fans — not how much hostility. I’ve followed my team to Tuscaloosa, Seattle, Tempe, Berkeley, Eugene and so on and the best home fans are the ones who spot you wearing your team’s colors and instead of…

Dodger Stadium outfield bleachers are horrible for opposing fans. Wearing Cubs gear a few years ago, I had a basket of fries (with ketchup) thrown on me. As I went to the bathroom to clean off, I asked an LAPD officer (in a polite manner) to keep on an eye on my section. He responded, “that’s your fault for wearing…

Yes. When i think of Philly fans, I definitely think “glorified”.

Nah, sporting events don’t turn people into obnoxious dicks.  Sporting events just attract obnoxious dicks.

Let’s not jump to the conclusion that that’s good beer. It’s almost certainly bud light.

I’ve been very proud that O’s fans typically don’t act this way and are generally very good to opposing fans, especially during our few recent playoff appearances. Sadly, you see this too often from Boston, New York, and Toronto fans, not only in their home stadiums, but when they travel.  I will never forget the time…

On the other end of the spectrum is how A&M fans/alumni treat visiting fans. I used to be embarrassed by how polite and welcoming we all are, but if the alternative is anything like this (or cussing at kids like I’ve seen too many times), I think I’ll just be proud of the people at my alma mater. They do a lot of…