From another source: “the consumers who used the health-testing services provided by Theranos won’t get the ending they had hoped for. Holmes was found not guilty on three charges of defrauding patients and one charge of conspiracy to defraud patients.”

My theory why he’s a popular rebound hookup? I think these women are trying to get back at their exes by dating a guy who offers little in the physical department other than a supposedly large penis. 

And if you’re a vampire who wants to kill a werewolf, just throw a chew toy off a roof.

It’s kind of amazing that your pretty innocuous comments have gotten such angry responses.

Actually it was Arthur Knight. Still,

The last few articles about him, all by the same writer, also seem to be designed to poke fun at his genitalia.  

I’d never seen that before yesterday. It was one of the first up when searching for “Frank Thomas testosterone”. Somehow though, the originals are more laughable than the parodies.

It’s the Nugenics, man-boosting total T!

What’s the point in having billions, if you can’t humiliate those who work for you?

I think it’s just more fun to say that way.

How can you say that about Matty Luuuuke?!

It’s still kind of bad, though. From 2010, a great image (after clear fan interference) of what you’ll find there.

I’d never heard this before. Turns out he broke it three times, and he said it looked like a fucked up carrot.  Hopefully that was when it was broken, not healed.

I didn’t watch that far, but I’d guess there’s a pause/comma after the word “do”.  But yes, he is a lizard person.

I don’t know how you get over those kind of calamities against your father,” she added, referencing (very untrue) internet memes claiming Cruz’s father was the Zodiac Killer.

Yeah, he took the old school route to being a sugar daddy when he introduced himself with his business card showing that he was president.  That $300 might have been given to her as part of some kind of arrangement, and who knows if he ever really paid attention to what she told him.

No clue, but they look like an especially awful boy band. This is the first I’ve ever heard of them, so I’m not sure how this “broke the internet” as the title says. 

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled, brave brave brave brave sir Paxton.

Probably not from what they consider to be the “10/10” women they think they deserve, though. That would compound their anger at having wasted their time working on themselves but still not attracting the “top tier” women they want.