I was gonna say, maybe he could tour with JFA, assuming they’re still around.

I’m not surprised that Heaton made an odd sexual remark about a computer-generated character, but I’m not sure what she’s getting at. Does she think that Tim Allen is somehow more masculine/macho/whatever than Chris Evans? Maybe Tim Allen is so hetero that he’d never agree to let his buzz lightyear kiss another dude?

Are you talking about the people who think my comment was serious?

‘67.  

Also, I think a slight majority of abortions are for people who are already parents?

I’m old, but I’d never heard that about Reagan.

You know who else liked to hang out with prostitutes?  Jesus.  Why do you hate Jesus?

I’ve never heard of the Navy Pier and the Billy Goat, but I immediately recognized the SNL reference (though as you note, I remember them being reversed).

One of my favorite dishes is hunkar begendi - “the sultan liked it”.  Super descriptive.

Not the point, but Louisiana has “parishes” rather than “counties”.

Right. “Soft drink” would have been a better choice than “cola”. I grew up in the south, and to me, soft drink = cola = coke. Now that I’m in the northeast, I use “soda” more, but that’s probably not quite right as well.

This site oscillates between hating the rich, and getting angry that athletes like Greiner and Sam Kerr aren’t as rich as LeBron and Messi.

Maybe his media team’s post was written by someone from the south, where all colas are “coke”?

Do we really want him to live longer?

He also praised the Nazi leader’s ability to “arouse the crowds,” and “hypnotize” people by “screaming these epithets.”

If there’s a silver lining here, Saakashvili left office in 2013 and is anti-Russian (remember, Russian troops are still in a few regions of Georgia that Russia considers to be independent states).

“He’s yet another rich Hollywood liberal, trying to tell real Texans how to live.”

Their avocado sauce is fantastic.  

Yeah, few things are funnier than Russian oligarchs and their dirty, bloody money.

The author described her as pretty, in a heteronormative sense. Maybe she’s homely in a gay sense?