But here's the question I have: if getting married isn't important and doesn't change anything, why DOESN'T the person who doesn't want to get married, just do it for the other person in the relationship? The answer is that really getting married DOES mean something and whatever it means is something that the person…

Oh man. All of the straight people on here who are like "why do you need to get married to commit to each other? It's just a piece of paper!" A piece of paper that has huge, HUGE legal benefits, a piece of paper that acts as a symbol of lifetime commitment, and piece of paper that does genuinely make it much harder to…

Since I am totally the Allen in my relationship, I can totally leave a message just for Allen, right? Ok, here goes. I hope you are listening (um, reading?) Allen:

So let me get this straight...

Saugen sie diese, Duggars!

Yes I see what you mean. I agree we are very behind technologically. Our infrastructure is suffering in many ways. No highspeed trains, poor internet service that's frequently over-priced...etc

Oh dear. You showed remarkable restraint. This is what I would have said:

Also- maybe I’m just too much of a ‘feminazi’, but I can’t imagine actually deferring to someone else on something that actually matters to me! I want Chinese, you want Italian? We can have Italian. You want to clear out our retirement savings to buy a speedboat? Not going to happen no matter how many votes you have.…

"Sun Offering Factor"? "Shiny Ol' Face"? MAYBE IT KNOWS SOMETHING WE DON'T.

i’m going to regret engaging here, but whatever. I’m bored at work today.

They should NEVER remake 10 Things I Hate About You!

Jesus, I just fucking cannot with you. I keep dismissing you and you KEEP. ON. COMING. So...

I get some people have issues telling apart faces from unfamiliar ethnic backgrounds but Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is ethnically Chechen so literally Caucasian and Zayn is of mixed British and South Asian descent, I can’t see a single similarity in their faces. I’m genuinely surprised that anyone would think they look alike.

If you can't trust a squirrel to pick up tomatoes, how could you trust them to use a swing?

Oh God, I know. I always get snapped mid-laugh and not in a winsome, tossing-my-hair-and-laughing-merrily-way, but in a way that makes it look like I will devour your young.

The more words you publish on Jezebel, the more affectionate I become toward you. Please stay here, Anna. Sometimes it seems like you, and occasionally Stassa, are the only Jez writers left who are still covering political issues and serious social issues. Please, please keep the stories - and these lovely little…

Oh my. OK, first, the whole point of collecting cell samples from a tampon is to *replace* those biopsies you reference. Endometrial brushing is a technique which replaces the pipelle biopsy, so, yes, it would save the woman that procedure. I'm wondering just how common a D&C procedure is needed in addition to a…

The truth to his defensiveness is he's a bumbling asshat lacking even the barest scraps of self-awareness, and you are too if you defend this crap. Do you honestly think sucking a cock for the first time isn't intimidating? That the people who do, especially the ones who don't have the same set of equipment, are just…

Yeah, but a lot of times guys will say they're into eating pussy, then find reasons not to, or to do it really badly and refuse to take direction, then still expect a cookie for their time. I mean, if a woman blowing a guy started biting at him and refused to stop, you wouldn't hear people telling the guy that he…

While you're at it, do you guys really need eleventy billion words for, "the"? Please pare that down, thx.