oh god I didn't mean for it to but I guess it did end up sounding rather ominous.

okay...uhh...adultosaur loves Harry and Taylor so much that if she couldn't be with either of them, perhaps she'd rather they be together. But her combined love of the two might become too much and then she'd explode.

Why thank you :)

One time I came home and Dave Navarro was sitting on the couch with my sister.

Madeline, have I ever told you how pretty you are? Not that being pretty is the ultimate, of course, but it's like the little spiral tower of whipped cream on top of the smart, witty, and all-round delightful sundae that is you. You don't want to die on the moon at age 65, which is a sure sign of your intelligence…

LOL yes, I couldn't resist using that one. It was actually the first good gif I found.

I think that's pretty much the only classy thing about me.

I was a prosecutor in the State Attorney's Office for nearly a decade. In my experience, 95% of cops are good, honorable people trying their damned best to do a hard job. But the lengths that the rest of them will go to in order to protect themselves from punishment or criticism, or simply to punish those they feel…

It's only false equivalence if you don't know what false or equivalence means. "I don't identify with [large and varied group] because I don't agree with [small portion of group or singular event]". You can slot both examples in there, so they are equivalent. But fine, even if you ignore my example, the simple fact is…

I'm sure you think that your statements were reasonable. There was no need for you to confirm it.

Look you seem like a nice person who is trying to make sense of this. So I am going to try my best to give some answers here.

Good point, Jim! Let's explore what I did in the blog post you mentioned versus what Robby's doing, shall we?

We have smoke and carbon detectors, 2 on every floor, and me with my intact sense of smell as backup :)

They arrived at 1:30 am with all 4 bottles of wine intact. Huzzah!

Yes, he was equally squicked out and I just laughed, and laughed and laughed. It's all very funny, until something like this happens to me, as well.

That makes sense. I grew up with a brother only a couple years younger, so there wasn't a lot of accommodating to the younger kid because we were so close in age. Now I wish my parents would've read to us more!

I think you mean Schrödinger's scat, ;)

My five year old son once informed my husband and I that he hears us cuddle through his bedroom wall. When I asked what he meant, he became extremely embarrassed and changed the subject. Having our own horrific memories of parental sexy time, we knew changing the subject would not erase the memory burned into our…

And then he lied about the actions of his superior, saying the guy yelled at him and threatened him. Turned out had a recording proving he was lying. That's when he was finally fired. Then became police chief of a neighboring town.

This is a reasoned , cogent, well-thought point.

I am so over it