I knew it existed, I was just uninterested. It's funny, because I'm queer, and knew I was from around nine, but I was still never interested. Whereas most of my friends were very invested in it! I was always more into Disney Princesses, for better or for worse. Still queer as all hell, but still more interested in…

The only - ONLY - decent use for cornflakes is as part of Mexican deep-fried ice cream.

Luckily for me I've been cautiously storing small amounts of it in my blood for the last 15 years. If things get really bad I'll just tap myself like a maple tree.

That's not a teddy bear, that's the most adorable Ewok I have ever seen.

That room sounds haunted as fuck.

I'm so ashamed of my country right now. There are no words. I'm so sorry, Ferguson.

I think I may have ruined/made German landlady's life when I made homemade mac and cheese for dinner one night. In my world that means most of a stick of butter, at least a few cups of cheese, cream/milk, bread crumbs, some frozen veggies and pasta. Essentially a coronary in a dish.

*slow clap* I'm impressed with her range and aim.

You cannot explain this to feminists because they do not accept the concept of motherhood.

Exactly. Women have been doing hard physical work forever.

yeah well the turkish president's job in life is to suck my fucking dick so he better get on that shit.

YUM! I'm getting a skillet for Christmas so I'll definitely do this next year!

This. All of this. He has it possibly worse than I do, and sometimes a period is oddly sad.

thanks me too! he is great. yesterday we ate chili's, walked around crate and barrel, and saw "interstellar" on 70mm. it was a great day. can we start a company where we take 0 phone calls but drink a lot of wine?

I know why they pulled the ad. Masturbating with a Playstation would void the warranty.

GYN nurse with 30 years experience here. What is happening to you is normal. After you get an IUD, the cramps and bleeding can go on for weeks! Hang in there. I suggest taking 800 mg of ibuprofen every 4-6 hours. It's an anti-inflammatory that will calm the lining of your uterus. As long as you're not running a fever,…

Darkness in my apartment, no problem. I know everything that's in here. Darkness outside, even on my parents' farm...NOPE.

You probably won't like my advice but here goes: You should never, ever move and put your career at risk for some man that you aren't married to. You've made ALL the sacrifices here and he's made zero! He won't even drive to you two hours away.

A pro for capes, a con if you expect your cape to be a coat.

Performing a vagina monologue?