Ahhh...I didn't know that they did that still. How...1950s of Germany. That surprises me.

My IUD actually came out partially on it's own. That was not fun for my husband.

It's so fucked that you and I will be told all our lives how unimaginably lucky we are for being with men who'd ever think to take some responsibility for their sexual lives. Sad.

To the guys here saying, "dude, don't. Just make your wife do X or Y," fuck you. That's between a man and his wife to determine, and it's completely reasonable to request one thing of a man one time in his life. I'm supposed to endure thirty years of menstruation so painful that it requires prescription pain killers,…

I also had this done, and experienced slightly less of a situation than the author. After seeing the wife go through having two kids, and seeing how she is on birth control, I would do it again in a heartbeat.

I thought those were "chicken curry vanilla maple sticky buns" for a minute and was both revolted and intrigued.

Good points, although the propaganda often was more important (and intermittently uniform) than the reality of conditions in driving the actions of the other side — as was the case with the early Soviet effort to recruit inside the African American community on the basis of contrasting U.S. social injustices with the…

I think I might go with the 2500 one. If it doesn't help, Amazon has an awesome 30 day return policy which is awesome. Thank you for all the suggestions!!

Well at least it worked as intended in reverse! I have a male coworker who now has 5 children. Apparently his wife...believes in God's will, and not contraception. That kind of thinking still blows my mind.

LOL perfect!

hee hee, I am at (nonacademic) work wearing almost the exact same top that author is wearing—under my power jacket.

He should try the recorder!! Isn't that was elementary schools make students play in music class? He needs to get the full effect! :)

oh gee

Now I have that creepy, off-key "lalalalala" stuck in my head. How do you even find such insane videos?!

I'm guessing the accent couldn't print over the "e" of "lame" 'cause clearly you mean lame as "Lah-may" ... ooooo! Gold lah-may power suits!

Another non-bratty reason for having a destination wedding has to do with the fact our families are on different continents. We're holding the wedding in his home country, England, which you may say doesn't quite qualify as a destination wedding since it's home for half the guest list. Eh, no, his side accounts for…

I met all the in-laws today so everyone could fawn all over my enormous belly. Grandma was super racist. Every single family member is a fan of my favorite team's rival. They all hunt deer - I save every creature I can get my hands on except spiders. They made me watch Fox News after dinner. *shrug* They were nice,…

Dear Jezzies: I adore you (well, most of you) and this is my very favorite website.... but I think I need to step back from the Internet, at least for a couple of weeks, for my mental sanity. Between the gamergate fuck up, the amount of trolls, the horrible news day after day, week after week, about assaults on…

My mom and her best friend used to drag all of the kids to the rec center for different things - in the summer all we wanted to do was swim and play Commando in the field behind our house and other kid things but they dragged us to the smoke filled bowling alley for bowling and then the rec center for this and that.…

Wow. That sucks.