Exact same thing happened to me :(

Well, you're probably right on extending wear, although I feel like that also depends a lot on your body and what cut of jeans you wear. And I can't blame anyone for what they like to look at :)

I'm talking a big game right now, but I super miss my top sheet in the summer. An empty duvet cover is just NOT the same :(

The rest of it I get, but why the underwear? Husband doesn't wear underwear at all, but he is very civilized. We have very different personal underwear philosophies, for the record.

You know, in Europe (the land of duvets), they don't use a top sheet at all; they treat the duvet cover as the sheets, and that's what you wash regularly. I think it minimizes how destroyed the bed can get. Sometimes I miss my top sheet, but I think it uncomplicated the bedding situation.

Ugh. I have been known to put the powdered mix on popcorn, but that's as close to any kind of grain as ranch should be allowed. Hot pasta :( My lord.

It is a point of deep, deep shame that I must admit that my husband is addicted to ranch, and it's my fault. We live abroad, and he is not American. I have a container of ranch mix for homesick emergencies. He started requesting to make it for salads, and then he started pouring on everything. Everything.

So, I definitely didn't have to google him because I am an old school nerd. The answer is yes. He is super in charge, and I always imagined him as very handsome.

I have had my share of meltdowns, but the most memorable one was over pillows.

Dude, my life is a million times happier since I dropped out of grad school. I am even building a career in a new field and enjoy going to school for it. I love and respect all my friends on the PhD track, but it just wasn't for me.

I am an uncivilized barefoot person, so anytime that trimmer is out is a good time to make my toes smooth, haha. I just always remember to do it before I put it away, after I've used it elsewhere.

Gah, this past year we shared an old apartment with some friends, and it had a really long, dark hallway, especially if roomies were gone and their doors closed (no windows in the hallway, and a door leading to every room, even living room). I spooked myself so badly with the Halloween stories that I wouldn't go to…

I have the same problem. I also have a little electric bikini trimmer that is pretty perfect for taking care of that problem.

He is so cute until you realize that the ability to turn into a little rodent pancake at will is what allows mice to get literally anywhere.

Shite. Maybe they should make the Daily Show available outside the U.S. There is a reason that I watch John Oliver these days instead of John Stewart. DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, COMEDY CENTRAL?

I lived in the Midwest for awhile right in the middle of a smallish city...so we had lots of raccoons but no hunting close enough that you could here it. I let my cat outside, but she always had to be home before dark because I was super scared of raccoons.

"Ok, let's not get crazy here. Just really, really thin liner today. Oh, fuck, small cat eyes. Oh fuuuuck, they're crooked. Balls." <<<—- me, every morning. Sometimes I preemptively give up and skip it, but then have regrets about half the time. Like, my face is a pretty good face, but sometimes I think that makeup…

Like, I'm pretty sure that my eyes are incredibly non-symmetrical because I can draw super gorgeous cat eyes on each one but the bastards look crooked together, even though I use the same technique for both. I only recently moved to this conclusion after thinking for years that I just suck balls as putting on…

Huh, didn't know that. Here, it's like 5€ for either 3 or 6 months, but that's the same as we've paid for all other perscription meds since we moved here about a year ago (we're pretty healthy, though, so it's possible that there are more expensive meds out there). Still, I remember paying something like $40 a month…

Totally don't blame you. My current country of residence requires payment for birth control (pills and otherwise), although it is a seriously paltry sum and is treated the same as other medications. I am and have always been jealous of many of the services that the NHS provides.