Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, I got so worried reading this article because I get so hot at night, and I have for a few years now. Like, wake up in the middle of the night sweating, strip off the pajamas, open the window IN THE WINTERTIME hot. I am 29 :( :( :(

In fairness to the potential serial killer that you were as a child, you can't effectively squish ticks. Light those fuckers on fire! (Seriously though, my family keeps matches in the bathrooms for tick killing purposes).

Get out of here with your nonsense, bro. No one is wearing the crazy shit that is featured in runway shows. No one thinks that this situation is "whorish and stupid" except for you, regardless of cellulite—because it's a fashion show, and those outfits are not meant to be worn down the goddamned street.

Of course! But he always has to specify that it can't be on the plate at all because most people associate fruit allergies with mild itching only if you eat the fruit, and are often unaware that fruit allergies can result in anaphalaxis.

My dad is severely allergic to melon, and it's unfortunately used as a garnish in so many restaurants. He's had to be a seemingly picky asshole so many times because just taking it off the plate is not sufficient, but the awareness of fruit-based allergies doesn't exist like it does with peanuts and shellfish, so I'm…

Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hush. Doritos taste like psychedelic rainbows and deliciousness.

It's really weird how something like that can hange how things taste! I really notice the differnce in Coke when I travel around Europe. I think it's because every country treats their water a little bit differently, and each country bottles their own.

Look at her eyes. It's totally her! I don't know if she got a nose job, or they just did some crazy contouring/photoshop. I mean, I don't really care, but it was really strange staring at a face thar should be familiar.

For whatever bizarro reason, this line (I think? I recognize the pictures) was released in the EU several months ago. I stared at the window displays of the lingerie shop while having coffee across the streeet for ages because I *knew* who was in the pics but couldn't place her...finally I settled on Jessica Simpson,…

Exactly! I actually thought we agreed to not do anything for v day because our anniversay is very soon, and it's also not such a big deal over here in Europe. The flowers were a giant surprise! But I seriously think that a lot of the pressure and assumptions that people have about valentine's day is rooted in…

My ex thought flowers were stereotypical and bullshit. He didn't get that I love flowers because they're cheerful and beautiful and make me happy just because I can see them. I don't think that presents are a requirement when showing someone that you love them, but for christ's sake, getting some little bunch of…

Husband popped out and grabbed some flowers for me this morning when I wasn't paying attention. ("Hm, I wonder what Husband is up to? He's awfully quiet..." No shit, he was at the flower shop, dummy). He walked in with a big bouquet, and it was the most wonderful thing because I fucking LOVE flowers, but we've been to…

European Doritos don't taste as good, probably because they cut out some of those sweet, sweet goddamned chemicals.

God, we were sharing a bed too, so it was several months of me sleeping straight as a fucking board to avoid any accidental snuggle contact while in bed. He also didn't really have any friends or family nearby, and he absolutely needed the car to get to work because there were no buses. At least he was working full…

Holllly shit, is it awkward. My ex and I lived together for several months after breaking up because I didn't want to boot his ass out and it ended rather amicably. It was still terrible, especially because we were sharing a car and everything. Oh my god, I'm having flashbacks. Urgh!

I agree that it really depends on the circumstances. I was in a long term relationship which was often long distance, and only completely live in for a few years in the middle. We were totally committed, and were totally going to get married, you know, someday! We even got engaged, but then I split and very quickly…

I would totally take a small hammer to that divider, but I'm pretty brash about stuff like that...

I actually really like corn in other forms (especially roasted on the cob), but people just throw that shit around willy nilly. It's unacceptable.

Although I might disagree with some parts of that ranking, I can definintely say that I would rather eat corn on a pizza rather than goddamned French fries. Jesus. We can at least agree on that.

I'm sure you're a wonderful person, but everything about that pizza sounds awful :P The sweet tomato sauce did me in. And I will agree that proper sweet corn is not flavorless, but I think lots of places don't have a great grasp on good sweet corn vs. regular corn. Like, you can basically eat good sweet corn raw, but…