“Curry suffered a knee injury 15 days ago, has played two games in the past 29 days, and showed up out of shape to throttle the life out of the most determined, organized team left in the NBA playoffs.”

Curry’s 40 is included in those 70 pts if your post was genuine and not bait

Nah

“Spacey...Erasey....Complace-y....aw fuck it, Casey sucks”

Why is Portland the most organized and determined team in the playoffs?

This is in reference to the Blazers? They have put up quite a fight, butI don’t think beating the Zombie/D-League Clippers and taking one game from the MVP-less Warriors shows you are the most organized team left in the playoffs.

I live in the south.

Nobody’s confusing the race car driver/legacy with some fucking furniture, so widow Earnhardt can get fucked in the ear.

If you base it on the metric “game score,” it still is the greatest pitching performance of all time despite the lone hit (105).

Nice smugshot.

*shrug* Humor is subjective? So far folks seem to be mostly agreeing with my take? I thought both he and Cena were solid in the film, for people who aren’t professional actors/comedians.

Watching this game was sort of weird experience. Durant and Westbrook are SO incredible, and various other Thunder (Thunders? Thunderers?) stepped up in big spots, and obviously they held on enough to win the game. Durant+Westbrook+better-than-awful-from-the-rest is so overpowering, so many nights, against so many…

I tried to figure out what this is supposed to say/mean for an inordinate amount of time. Couldn’t do it.

“He and Durant c at each other”

I don’t see it as insensitive, rather too forced and unfunny. He could have peppered the report with some real gems, but he insisted on shoe-horning in every possible reference.

Doubt it was one of his boys, as they want to ride that gravy train as far as possible and it makes no sense to screw over said train. But then that should eliminate my #1 suspect, his stepfather, who is suing him, and hurting laremys pockets would hurt his if he happens to win the lawsuit. Bottom line, stop fucking…

@durex

Is it just me but in the middle panel does the mythical animal being reborn in fire look less like a majestically rising bird and more like a lounging possum?

So the website that has basically been taken over by the “Commerce Team” is now anti-commerce? Oh boy, that is rich.

Today I learned that I would like to bang both Jared Goff’s mom and Jared Goff’s sister. Thanks for the info, Jared Goff!