This brings back some painful memories of my freshman year at Elon Univ. Where twice we went into the 9th with leads and ended up on the losing end, only then it was Gaby Sanchez and Ryan Braun, both known steroid users, and assholes, according to their teammates. My only other memory of that trip to Miami was seeing…

Parrish? Am I missing a joke here?

I blame the coaching thing. For as much as he was worth to Miami, one thing that was clear from day one was that Spo was Riley’s guy, and if LeBron didn’t like him (which people forget came up a lot the first year) then tough fucking titty.

Gotta love a good dip when you’re taking a dump. I think that combination is what I miss most.

Or that they don’t know how to pronounce it? I find that hard to believe.

“Cam Newton” becoming a euphemism for “niggers/spics/uppity minority” in sports has been really sad to see.

Advocare, Shredz, and Herbal Life exists because of dumb desperate people, and gym noobs.

Tell us of the pyramid scheme, oh great and wise Danny Devito.

Unless Ned Yost is willing to jump over a wall for Donnie Moore, this isn't going to end well.

This article could be called: "Your regular reminder that old white men are in charge."

Smith, Ollie, Sheffer, El-Amin, Brown, Williams, Walker, Napier...Adams.

Yo Tom. Completely related to this article: Have a bunch of people complained about the Miller Lite ads on iOS? I can’t scroll past them in iOS Chrome without clicking them once or twice, and it’s not because I’m an alcoholic. Doesn’t happen with any other ads on Gawker.

Fourteen football fields may not seem that close, but prosecutors say that aircraft must be separated by 3,000 yards.

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That is ridiculous. I figured this video had been scrubbed from everything but the dark web at this point, and these people just google it? I mean, what would you even search for? Seriously, WHAT DO YOU SEARCH FOR?

The nerve of some peephole...

she is doing both. she is suing them for negligence et al and she is claiming that as a result of such negligence she is entitled to damages. that is how lawsuits work. it’s not disgusting for the defense to do what they’re doing here, which is essentially saying, “if we’re at fault, your damages should be less than…

This is great and all, but how about talking about Gawker’s lawyers arguing that Hogan’s sex tape was, and yes, this is a quote, “a matter of legitimate public concern”.

Simmons actually watches the NBA.