Not my thing either. But the greater family forced the issue. We were in big water for a couple of days. I don’t get sea sick normally, but laying in a bed in 25 foot seas, was past my capacity. I had to sit on deck, to keep the pukes at bay. This resulted in soakedness. But you don’t see whales in bed do you?

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

So now you can spot the person with poor taste from across the parking lot.....

Or you know, someone who has taste and confidence enough to step away from bland.

The closest I’ll ever get to “G Schöckl”:

Jalopnik loves to complain about every new car. Especially ones that look good to most people. I guarantee you if you ask random people on the street, 9/10 will think this looks good. Jalops want cars that look like 2 rectangular boxes stacked on top of each other with 4 wheel tacked on.

because i’m short af

Stuff like this is why HOAs shouldn’t exist.

This is far from “expecting perfection”. These are items that shouldn’t be part of any vehicle, at any price point. Defective windshields, poor door panels, defective information screen, squeaks and rattles galore. Come on now. It’s not like he couldn’t connect Bluetooth or a headlight was misaligned.

I LIKE IT, DON’T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME!

it looks like a telsa model s being elegantly sucked into a wormhole.

... they can live without food or water for up to 18 months. they are satan.

That’s why I, and several others, are holding onto their 2015 RS5s.

Our path ahead is lit by the burned bridges behind us

The best part is the picture...how were they attached? Were they glued to the steering wheel? And does he always steer at 3 and 6?

The videos had to be edited since the cameras were also manufactured by Alfa, and thus broke down during the shoot.

The “boulders” it’s designed for:

For some reason I thought of Cobalt