dezdandconfused
Dez'd and Confused
dezdandconfused

Many people are offended by any choking reenactment, but none more than the 2014 Seattle Seahawks.

FTFY.

All he had to do was celebrate a touchdown and he choked.

The Jaguars J.R.R. Tolkien name: Titansbane.

I’m really bothered by the fact this video took so long to make, the guy grew his hair like 6" and started a beard.

Fake news. Borbert is a traditional name.

“I guess everyone who made fun of me can fuck right off.”

I hope they send him regardless of which teams are in the Super Bowl. HamNo doing SB Media Day would be hilarious.  

If the Jags make it to the super bowl, do you get to be there and report on it?

more like Jag-rawr, amirite?

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I’m just going to post this every Jag Junction:

Again?

Jaguars triumph over Chargers in what will be known as “The Throwdown Between The Two Coastal Douchey Bro-Zones” (well, at least when they were from San Diego... another great fuck over by Spanos).

It really makes sense, karma-wise, that the first time the Titans have a shot at holding the AFC South in years, the Jags decide to stop being so completely terrible at everything.

Whatever. Their helmets look like they had their face too close to the grill when they lit it.

#MJGA

This is the best article I’ve read that has been written about the Jaguars in the past month!

Hey everyone. The Jags are doing well, but how are you doing? How’s your mother? I sent you cookies in the mail, they should get there any day now.