dezdandconfused
Dez'd and Confused
dezdandconfused

Show off. —Rick Pitino

Saw it live. I thought he was throwing it out of bounds and somehow Baldwin went up and got it. Unbelievable.

*Googles “How long am I supposed to last without protection?”*

Is it a video of his honeymoon with Ciara?

“Athlete”

Classy move by the front office: back the bus up over a guy who has never missed a start, (almost) never caused a controversy, made it work with such easygoing and selfless personalities as Tikki Barber, Jeremy Shockey and Odell Beckham Jr., brought home the Lombardi trophy twice, has played for the last two seasons

Jay Cutler says hello...

Man, and I thought I had the ultimate dadbod.

See, I actually read this and think “that’s a relatively normal, smart dude from an affluent family” when I read that article. And it makes me like him more. He just happens to be incredibly talented at football, but is a normal kid who isn’t just a football robot like most others.

Worth noting, Josh Rosen was slammed for his personality because he is a never ending fountain of hot takes. Some good, some astonishingly stupid. And he could belong to the New York media. Every single week could become Super Bowl media day if the Giants select this kid. The reaction takes could become radioactive.

Darnold has the most punchable face I’ve seen since Jimmy Clausen.

Here’s Eli holding a tiny bucket.

The trade deadline has passed jabrone...

So you are telling me he’s gonna have to retire with his 100 million dollar net worth and a more functioning brain than anticipated? LIFE CAN BE SO CRUEL.

Manning could start for the Bills, Dolphins, Jets, Broncos, Ravens, Bengals, Browns, Jaguars, Texans, Colts, Cardinals, 49ers, and Bears while serving as a significant upgrade in the process. A few of those teams have playoff aspirations.

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

Eli is screwed because he’s not good enough to start anywhere, has too many rings to be a backup without creating a QB controversy, and isn’t likable enough for a TV job. 

The prolapse of the pro game.

Spider Turkey 2 Y Banana Stuffing

That’s funny, I’ve always called it the Gruden Gape.