JuJu on that meme.

You, sir, found the lede—unearthed it—gave it a nice bath, polished it off, and put it on display for all to see. Much like someone would need to do if he was going to sanitize and show off those scissors Michael Irvin used if they had been buried. The same scissors that Michael Irvin used when he stabbed that guy.…

Please get something straight:

Somebody call 911!

Probably working on his Ryan Kesler impression if I had to guess.

I’m Donald Trump and I approve this comment.

^ me when reading the statements of men who are ruining the reputation of men in general

I guess you Stephen Paddock sociopaths are more common than I thought.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Oh I get it it! It’s funny because of all of those people who died and the others who lost their homes and pets! Fucking hilarious!

The greatest of takes

Me imagining your concept of how a judge works:

I read this the same way and was similarly confused. I think she meant it in the following sense:

We’re sorry.

When it comes to understanding sport technicalities and cleaning hair out of the bathtub drain, yes.

A lot of children know and understand sports too. But not that many of them grasp technical concepts such as route variations.

So you would have been satisfied if he would have just compared women to effeminate men who on average, as with women, have little to no interest in discussing the technical aspects of sports? Any comparison that crosses age and gender lines typically fails to qualify as a satisfactory apples to apples comparison, but…

“quaint”

Then you better hope to hell that Noam Chomsky’s legacy doesn’t outlive him. Manufacturing Consent was the seminal exposition of fake news.