Except for those 5 1/2 years when he was a guest of the North Vietnamese. I liked the guy until he ran for president. After losing the nom to Bush, he told Maria Shriver "will you just go away?" Which was awesome. Then Palin happened.

Also, four words: Vice president Sarah Palin. Edit: too late!

Yep.

My favorite baseball quote is Casey Stengel testifying to Congress about baseball's anti-trust loophole. He talked about all the teams he played with, but said he didn't get far as a player, "because baseball is a game of skill." Sometimes you want to see real pros, the very best, at their craft. Jazz is the same way.…

It's a way to make a connection with other human beings. We're a lonely people. Hey, how bout that local sports team?

Never talked about the Hawks! Sport-ists.

That was amazing! I also think that the Wikipedia writer is a Chicagoan, because he uses the word "clout".

"…and the world was safe for democracy, all because of a little team from Chicago we call…" Well you know

Rotating knives, yes.

Yeah, because wheelchair weed has no effect afterwards.

I hate every robot I see / from the Iron Giant to old Rob-bie

Then we escort the guests toward the rotating knives…

"Ditka vs Kim Jong Un?" "96-zip, Ditka."

Look how nice they have it, living in stadiums and getting shot by police!

Pasadena is not Eagle Rock or Venice, my friend.

You misspelled hai

A lot of people want to know where that money came from. I think the IRS took a look at Wiseau, his history, and the movie, and said "you know what, we're good."

I detected more anger and pity than brotherly love in Greg's book. He also outed Tommy on his background and upbringing, something a good friend probably wouldn't do. Then again, brothers fight because they care about each other.

Maybe the special snowflake lost out to a pregnant.

"you were lucky Abe…they shot you!" That Nixon SNL bit gives him a lifetime pass.