I stole it so go for it!

Secessions: get Barney Fife on the line, stat!

I liked the rap she did, where she rhymed "ways" with "ways". That's hawt.

I'd give that to the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka meme, although they are pretty close.

Marla Maples I believe. The guy has got issues.

shillelagh you jest.

Just came to say that this is an extremely readable and well written article. Thanks for that enjoyable read, Sean.

Being a douche also implies a slight chance of getting laid. So modern trilby wearers are right out, unless you are attending a ska concert.

That's pretty close to my idea. I can drop my copyright lawsuit for 22 million.

I wrote a book with the same title, but it was about them dang old Birmingham Panders. They drove a car with a conferedate flag on top and were being chased by the local​ high sheriff.

To be fair, when I think of Banana Republic I don't think of a clothing company, so we've been doing this for a long time with a lot of different presidents.

I don't think it's quite fair to codemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.

My favorite is when George C. Scott brags about how the B-52 pilots can evade radar and enemy defenses and get to their target, then takes a few seconds and realizes what that skill means to humanity's future.

I'm sorry, too, Dmitri… I'm very sorry… *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well… I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are… So we're both sorry, all right?… All right.

He can fly that baby so low!

Dibs on the username Homebrew Satan.

Coming next month: clam chowder reviews!

That was one​ thing that struck me when I was in Egypt for a couple of weeks. A huge aspect of Islam is about helping the poor. It's how the MB were elected, they subsidized the price of wheat so you'd be able to afford your pita bread. A big part of Ramadan is going hungry so you can feel what that's like and try to…

Sammy Maudlin did it best: "I think I've… got something in my eye (sniff)"

This is actually quite good. I'd pay to see this.