Tony Montana said it in Scarface, after causing a huge scene in that restaurant: you need me. You need the bad guy.

I got a Pixel a few months ago and I'm happy with it. Battery life is better than a Note or Galaxy, I've had both and that was my biggest beef. I refused to buy Apple products after there was a problem with the antenna in the 4S if you were left-handed, and Steve Jobs' response was "you're holding it wrong". I should…

"we will build a keyboard in every toy store floor, and we'll get taxpayers…Um…Toy store owners to pay for it!"

Every alternative paper ran these, usually in the back. The local paper here, Metro, is now just 420 and escorts. Writers and photographers gotta eat too, so good for them. As described here, there was a lot to like and a lot to hate about AA.

Oaklandish used them too, or did six or seven years ago.

A Texan bad mouthing Willie, that's a stretch, brother, although Bob Wills is still the king. And anybody anywhere on the political spectrum can ignore unpleasant truths. Anyway, Hank Hill was at heart a pragmatic and really, just a good man - loved his wife, son, and friends and tried to do best by them. Don't ask…

I watched that when I was still getting high. I laughed for about a week. Still funny, but that just destroyed me back in the day.

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Deedoodle the Duck and the Old Man would work too. These were voices in his head that would argue with him, out loud, when he was coked up. He did a few concerts in the voice of the Duck.

-Gene Schalit (and be sure to spray the esses, Gene)

Sorry for the lack of PRO-cess.

This is the only thing I remember about The Waltons- the way the announcer said house. Obviously, I'm still not over it.

And then hilariously slipped and fell in her period blood.

Nyet, comrade. Is Carl's Jr and borchst and stroganoff at Boris and Natasha's!

It's my favorite Canadian accent. Like Cajun French, it grew up in a vacuum and is influenced by accents that died away in other places a long time ago. It sounds kind of Irish to me, but I seem to hear a Cornish overlay. I could be wrong. B'y is a good catch-all word too.

Japanese has a lot of these. I call them softener words.

Heh sounds like my brothers-in-law during the Spring Festival! Dongbei-ren are known to be pretty loving and fun-loving people, with a temper to match the sweetness, and Mrs. Shackleford is definitely a real Dongbei-ren!

Yeah, it's very close to Siberia, but I have also heard the summer is nice. Any Russian restaurants to recommend?

I know that place! Yes lots of potato. We had the la mien, a good hot weather dish. I like the comfort food like the hot fried chicken. We're closer to Milpitas, so Chili Garden is our spot.

Southern and Northern cuisine is quite different, although I suppose that Guangdong/Hong Kong-style food is the most well-known cuisine here. My wife is from Northeast China, Dongbei region. Her dad is a master at about 50 different dishes (no exaggeration) and does it all on two burners and a wok and a steamer. They…