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The fastest guitar alive! A movie that makes all of Elvis' movies look like Citizen Kane.

Ryan, I told you not to come in here!

I've never met him.

Ray didn't really have the vocal range that Roy had. Running Scared is a masterpiece, and the story is that even the musicians couldn't believe what they heard when he hit that note at the end. That better be in the pic. The weirdest part to me is that he had such a beautiful, pure voice, and smoked like a chimney.

Oh, I'd crowdfund that. Sam Phillips was right when he said about Mr. Burnette "this is where the soul of man never dies".

One of my favorite exchanges from Horse Feathers:
Connie: Oh, Professor, you're full of whimsy.
Professor Wagstaff: Can you notice it from there? I'm always that way after I eat radishes.

I would disagree that the non-music guys aren't as well-known as the music guys in the music world. Dirk Dirksen and Ness Aquino (of the Fab Mab) are well-known up here in the SF bay area, probably as much as any of the bands around at the time. Dirk was most famous for his "show's over, go home" at the end of the…

The Modern Lovers Live! Album has the crowd shouting "Roadrunner! Roadrunner!" (or it being New England, Roadrunnah! Roadrunnah!) and Jonathan refusing to sing it. And that came out in the late 70s IIRC. So that album must have already been well-known at the time. As a side note, the Bezerkeley sides have some pretty…

They *are* dumb, boring, and childish, which is why us kids dig them the most, you dig?

He also has a high school musical kind of vibe, or almost more of a middle school musical, during that confused pubescent time. It's perfect that he does everything through an actor filter.

"temporarily embarrassed millionaires", to quote Steinbeck.

Also a lot of entitled laziness. Or at least, the thinking I see is "I shouldn't have to learn a new skill- my place in the pecking order, and my experience in thermoforming plastics for dental appliances, should be enough for me to just sit here and get a job handed to me. Move? Retrain? I don't think so." Most…

I would like to like this, but it's too close to the type of thing I hear from my cousin, who is a gunsmith and works in his wife's garage, has medical insurance from her govenment job, and does nothing but post anti-government bile all day.

Username/comment synergy!

He did have an Eastern European girlfriend though.

I move to amend this agreement by adding roller derby stars to the exception list.

I thought he was just a huge South Park fan.

Consider yourself fortunate.

Speck is my go-to. I've never laughed harder than at this. Zorak has impeccable comic timing: