Thanks. It seemed as if every other drug is on the table, so I figured the thinking was "why draw the line at 'roids too?" But yeah, hurting the talent would be a bad thing.

What about roids?

I always thought it perfect that the Philosophy building at Cal Berkeley is shaped like a moated castle.

Mocking the handicapped really gets your heart rate up.

The big suit is the only suit I remember.

I never heard that, but he chain smoked, and somebody who saw him on set said he smelled like stale cigarettes and hair oil.

But it was always something like"311 Viet Cong and 12 US troops" so even that was unvarnished propaganda.

D.O.A. by Bloodrock does a good job with that genre too.

I Want My Baby Back by Jimmy Cross. The song ends with him opening her coffin, his singing muffled. A shameful favorite.

Where is Richard Thompson's Vincent Black Lightning (whose version by Del McCoury is even better than the original), and Chickie Run by Homer Denison Jr., an even cheesier song than Transfusion?

My first impression also. That buzz cut and the suit screams Forrest. Maybe it's so meta, we're not supposed to understand it.

You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in… 60 years.

This is a man who not only did among the best radio shows ever (and thanks for this list), he also made arguably the best movie ever. I'm just now reading "Citizen Kane: A Filmmaker's Journey" and he was a master of every part of that movie: The music, the writing, the makeup, the cinematography. He hired the very…

I never had a bad one.

The Big Mac has a sugary taste to me that has always grossed me out. Maybe it's to carmelize the bun or something. I got sick 100% of the time I've eaten one, which was three times in my life.

It's almost like he was acting! He had some weird recipes though. There was some meat dish he made with prunes and mint that has stuck with me. No part of this seemed like a good idea.

He's also always stuck with NOLA as his home base, even after Katrina and everything bad that has happened there. I don't live there, but it's my understanding that people like it that he's still there.

I'd wrap it up with a snoball. Nothing says heat exhaustion like a delicious snoball.

Emeril Lagasse. AV Club 11 questions. Whaddya need, a roadmap?

Oh Christ I remember that!