I usually go with "when their condescending smirk matches my condescending smirk", which is why Bill Maher is the greatest of all time.

I try to avoid taking my religious, political, or lifestyle cues from comedians, but yeah that is the least shocking thing I've read today. Get the pitchforks!

The motif keeps returning to having a life of the mind, and how that isn't an enviable life. Mundt makes a point about Fink not listening to him at all - in addition to the dialogue when Mundt makes it clear ("YOU DON'T LISTEN!"), Fink interrupts him at least twice the first time they meet.
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I'd put Miller's Crossing slightly ahead, just for the dialogue, but it would be a photo finish. As Sam Spade said in the Maltese Falcon, the cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter. They were really at the top of their game here.

Yeah, overhearing his phone ring, then overhearing a muffled "WHAT???!! WHO???" from your dorm room might have put you over the top there. So, you probably did the right thing. I like this movie a lot.

I read this comment first, then I read the previous comment as "Trump vs. GG Allin". It would still be wherever, but a different wherever. Happy Monday everybody!

Record collectors knew about them, as this is one of the rarest punk records. My friend Dino has it. She was like nobody else, for sure - you can't really compare her with anybody else. My favorite song is the one about her being raised by appliances, where she says "ARR-TYE-FICIAL!" at the start.

Or as Criswell would say, "My friends. Can you prove it didn't happen?"

And it was Aristophanes, or maybe Shecky Greene, who said "kids these days, with the hair and the clothes…"

Not sure about Malaysia, but my wife is Chinese, and this would be a huge loss of face. So, yes maybe no police involvement, but it would still be bad.

I went to London last year, and never got into the city - the office was close to Heathrow, and so was the hotel.

5) if a Malaysian athlete did what Lochte did, he knows he'd have a good long meeting with the Royal Malaysian Police when he got back to Kuala Lumpur.

It's called muscle memory, and the best musicians have it as well. Which…hmmm…I know a lot of musicians….wow that explains a lot…

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We've got these film, cameras, and lights. We've got these studios. Eisenstein is dead. Everybody else has been purged…hmm, let's make a corn commercial!

It's time for the Spirit of Geneva, comrade! Made from White Lilac (50g), Athlete's Foot Remedy (50g), Zhiguli Beer (200g), and Alcohol Varnish (150g). Drink recipe from Moscow-Petushki, my favorite samizdat of that time.

Most managers and execs are prettty passive-aggressive, and also have to stay generally positive. "So, how do the numbers look?" "The good news is, you're killing it in Bakersfield and the Quad Cities area."

Electrify my house? Da, comrade.

I went there once, when I visited a couple in Sacramento, in Natomas to be exact. A weird land of fitness centers, chain restaurants, and, if you want to be healthy, a Jamba Juice. I don't remember any flair, but I wasn't able to detect any food-like qualities in the food. How can you screw up chicken wings?

They bought the tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let them crash!