This affects me more than Prince's news. From what I remember, Bono sued Negativland for the U2 song, but Casey Kasem was also sampled cursing like a sailor, and Casey thought it was funny. There is also Time Zones, which I still love listening to. What I'm saying is: 11. That's it's ridiculous. It's not even funny.

Mark Fuhrman! Took the fifth when asked if he planted evidence during the OJ trial, guilty of perjury for lying about using a racial epithet, and I see him on there all the time. What person possibly thinks anything that comes out of his mouth is of any value?

And yet, he is still reporting, and on TV. It's baffling.

That is my understanding as well, that JWs can't get transfusions, which means that you can't have a lot of surgeries. Then again, seeing my step-father die by inches, seeing his quality of life reduced to pretty much zero at the end, and seeing the medical industry profit from his meaningless suffering, I think maybe…

They have better sources. LA is a horrible, horrible town.

Generally, I don't do this, but in this case, give me a torch and a pitchfork.

"World's Death Rate Holding Steady at 100%" - The Onion

And if you called them suspenders, he'd correct you by saying "they're Braces!" with that you're-an-idiot look.

There is a SoCal slant to it that is perhaps lost to some. In the neighborhood I grew up in, in the IE, the only Spanish I know is swear words, and the name Frito Pendejo still makes me chuckle.

Which are worse - secret shoppers, corporate managers, or the lunchtime Kids in the Hall-like secretaries that want "RANCH!" with everything? It can be at least three things.

I hope he has a waxed moustache that he twists while laughing.

I could see Dale Gribble wearing a made-in-China "Make America Great Again" trucker hat.

Jah, Trustafari!

Well you, sir, have a reasoned opinion, and that doesn't really fly on the 'nets (except here). The last time I got high was about 20 years ago at a reggae concert. My friend scored near that McDonald's in the Haight, next to Golden Gate Park, and we imbibed, and saw a couple of rock steady/ska/reggae bands. After the…

There ya go.

When I went to Nashville a couple of years ago to have breakfast with Charley Pride, I went to Carnton Plantation, which is where they had a field hospital during the Battle of Franklin, where the Rebs had a bad day. You can still see blood stains on the second floor. I took a tour hosted by this cute young lady. I…

I'm always surprised at how many people lived - 60 out of 95.

Eh B'y, those houses in Newfoundland are pretty cheap.

Rue de la Pixies Manic

I was thinking more Chuck Connors' Branded, that TV show from the '50s, where the officer rips off his insignia, breaks his sword, and throws half of it out the door of the fort. Like the TV cop, I WAS in too deep, though! You needed waders to work there.