My Greek friend from Chicago thinks so.

That's not fair. That's not fair at all.

Now I have all the time in the world to look at bot tweets.

Never went to Pup n Taco. But I repeat myself…

He's eating a ham-and-bourbon sammich!

I would expect more "I'm tired of running." (my favorite line on the Larry Sanders show, said when Rip sees Richard Simmons in the hallway again)

There definitely will be cake. RIP Garry.

On the Waterfront…Again

He-loooooooo! (could either be the "this guy needs to wake up" hello, or the "hubba hubba" hello)

Das Alter (i.e., she should have married the older guy with the money)

Also, it was a pretty good movie, and it was not mean-spirited. Just a friendly, goofy, eager-to-please movie, like the Labrador of movies. Also, Andrea Martin.

If you're Greco-American, I guarantee that you've seen it also.

I was reading "Your Movie Sucks", Roger Ebert's book of turkeys last night, and this is in it. He mentioned the "drag queens would definitely notice this" part, among other plot holes. He also wrote that a lot of it was stolen from Some Like it Hot, including the witnessing of a mob hit. He also wrote something about…

Like "lounge chords" or "steakhouse bass", there need to be a term for a D&B or Applebees, like "job restaurant", like the only time you'd go there is for some work-related thing.

One of my first jobs was working at a liquor store, and as the owner told me once, "sooner or later, they all end up with the cheap vodka."

Any fast food restaurant will also work. Hi-C fruit punch and Smirnoff vodka make a tasty combination. 50-50 works about perfect. Why yes, I am an alcoholic, why do you ask?

Go on…

It's the only way to choke down that salty fatty food. Even the English server told me to stay away from the fish & chips.

I heard "the vast indifference of heaven", David Lindley's version (a great version BTW), only three years ago. It's timeless. "They say 'Everything's all right'/They say 'Better days are near'/They tell us 'These are the good times'/But they don't live around here." This is exactly what it was like to grow up in the…

Yeah, this. Like the Church Lady, he does the superior dance every episode.