Be grateful that it doesn't last all year! I have to thank Barry Hansen aka Dr. Demento for turning me on to Mr. Lehrer, back in the '70s on KMET in Los Angeles.

The Japan hate is strong. Or more accurately, the Chinese economy is so bad, they've got to set up a straw man to distract.

I was in China last year when they had the three-day hate, aka the 70th anniversary of Japan surrendering to China. They changed our arrival date, because the airport was closed, along with a lot of bus and subway lines. To be fair, what Japan did was horrible, but it was such unadulterated propaganda, and it was…

Nooooobody expects it!

Not only that, but she just plain kills it. It's when I realized she was a mature jazz singer. Even more sad.

Just too much good stuff to decide here. Even his earlier duet stuff is Tammi Terrell is so good. I'm with most every other person in the world and will give this to What's Going On, as he's thinking about the state of the world, not his divorce. It also has the most soulful song ever about not being able to pay your…

The one that gets me is her version of "Someone to Watch Over Me", because nobody did. It's hard to listen to.

She looks more like the Gollum from LOTR. "Do you like twerking, my precious?"

A small Texas town next to an Army base, whose residents like high school football a lot..that narrows it down to about 200 towns.

(exhales smoke) Guns don't kill people. The government kills people.

My name is Shackelford, Rusty Shackelford. I refuse to speak without my attorney present.
[stands, takes off his hat]
I am Mr. Shackelford's attorney, Rusty Shackelford. My client pleads insanity.

Dang ol' yep

I approve this message. Hank was a surprisingly moderate guy, uptight but reasonable. And my friend who lived in El Paso swears that there are Texans that talk just like Boomhauer.

Last year, I gave a presentation about some video products in London. The trip consisted of me going to the airport, going to the hotel, going to the business office, and going back to the hotel. For three days. I was horribly jet lagged and depressed, away from my wife, and couldn't sleep. The first night, the BBC…

You can still drive up I-5 way up in Northern California and see a barn that says "State of Jefferson", and one of my favorite journalists, Stanton Delaplane, got a Pulitzer for writing about it 70 years ago. They talk about seceding in Southern Oregon/Northern California once in a while. I had a conversation with an…

Your head asplode

These places are in Portland? Color me shocked.

Wasn't that the movie that Roger Ebert called "The Citizen Kane of talking pig movies"?

No, my name is not Wiseau.

Stay in the shallow end.