Two words: Mosrite guitars. The other thing is, whose fantasy is it to live the life of the Ramones on the road? I mean, if you like living in a van with four other people, including one guy with horrible OCD, one drug addict, and one Reagan republican, it would be awesome. Monte Melnick's book is a great read, and…

There is a lot of skill involved, and a lot of work. If you ever went to a show, you'd see how tight they were, from the first "one-two-three-four!" to the last note. They took what they were doing seriously. They were Ramones, goddamnit! I've tried playing Ramones songs. I have my hands in the right place, but there…

Hard Times! Sounds kind of dated now, but man did I love that. The first Run-DMC album is the best.

Got a cane-filled Kool from my man Rush Rush / and my teeth fell in the sink when I started to brush

Move to San Francisco! They have the Green Street Mortuary Band there, as close to NOLA as you can get here.

I blame Dave Grohl. We had HBO for free last year, that New Orleans show he did enraged me. I spent half the time shouting at the TV "shut up Dave so I can hear the damn music!"

And it is hilarious!

I was just reading that China's single child policy was actually done to increase the per capita GDP. Less people, higher GDP per capita. So, been there, done that.

Nobody on the Avclub has mentioned that Jim Gaffigan is the new Colonel Sanders. As he himself would say, "Finally!"

"Tell me about the rabbits, George." "I killed them all with a nail gun, friendo."

Yeah I thought about that too, I mean that he didn't get killed. The theories I read in the comments section are just as good as the article. This place is pretty rare on teh Internetz.

Upvoted for "friendo"

How did the gas station attendant do any of those? He just happened to win a coin toss.

Well put. The only thing I didn't like about the movie was, I couldn't understand half of what Bridges was saying.

Well also, part of the Scientology treatment is confessing the worst parts about you, which Scientology then uses as blackmail if you try to leave. And when you know you'll lose all your friends and, quite often, family if you leave, that would make it difficult.

I can't say that I agree with the thesis in this article (and I say thesis because it reads like a term paper). Chigurh was obviously a sociopath, and as such doesn't follow any concept of right or wrong. He's a nut who kills people with nail guns and decides life or death on the flip of a coin.

I read Suttree and it was a slog, but that part where he was sitting with his aunt (or his grandma? forget now) and they are looking at family pictures…my grandma is from Missouri, and his ear for dialogue is uncanny. An amazingly good writer who writes about amazingly nihilistic subjects. Good for him, but Suttree…

And gives her prowler a jump. Marge and Norm, has to be.

I've got a friend, he lives in Marin and loves film, and yet is not a douche. It happens.

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